1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,733 She shoots, she scores. Goal! 4 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:39,815 - What? That's right. Give it. - Nice kick. 5 00:02:39,910 --> 00:02:42,071 - Very nice kick. - Give me the ball! 6 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,162 Justin! 7 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:46,910 - Drop... put me down! - Okay. Down like... 8 00:02:48,126 --> 00:02:49,161 Sorry. 9 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,670 - Goodness. - Hey. 10 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:59,464 - Okay, you are really getting good. - You too. 11 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:03,012 I mean, when we first started going out, you couldn't kiss at all. 12 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:06,513 - I meant at soccer. - Really? 13 00:03:06,603 --> 00:03:08,764 Absolutely. You're... 14 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,813 Probably already better than half the guys on my team. 15 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,231 Probably more than half. 16 00:03:18,740 --> 00:03:20,134 What do you mean, I couldn't kiss at all? 17 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:23,195 Don't worry. I've taught you well. 18 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:28,913 I know. 19 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:32,417 Okay, but seriously, don't you think 20 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,836 you'd get more playing time at a school like Michigan? 21 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:38,211 Yeah, maybe, but it's always been about being a tar heel for me. 22 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:40,087 I'm gonna wear that Carolina blue. 23 00:03:40,178 --> 00:03:42,009 - Yeah. - Yeah, baby! 24 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,593 Okay, what is the lacrosse team doing on our field? 25 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,640 - The school cut our team. - Wait, what? 26 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:49,889 - Not enough girls signed up. - So they just cut us? 27 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:50,980 They can't do that. 28 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,434 Okay. This is not over. 29 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,820 Hi, girls. I heard the bad news. 30 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,947 "Bad"? It's a disaster. 31 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,994 Now college scouts won't even get to see us play. 32 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,913 - Yeah. - I know. 33 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:13,617 If there's anything I can do, just say the word. 34 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:16,795 As a matter of fact, there is. We wanna try out for the boys team. 35 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,840 Anything besides that. 36 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,168 Coach, come on! You know that we're good enough. 37 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,964 I don't know that that's a thing that I know. 38 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,058 What? 39 00:04:28,143 --> 00:04:29,929 All we're asking for is one shot. 40 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,020 - Come on. - Come on. 41 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:34,688 Girls, we have two weeks before school starts. 42 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:39,235 Then we open against lllyria. A rivalry game. We have to win. 43 00:04:39,321 --> 00:04:40,936 And we can help you win. 44 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:43,905 - Hey, baby. - Hey. 45 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:45,072 What's going on, coach? 46 00:04:46,495 --> 00:04:49,362 The girls here want to try out for the team. 47 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:53,031 - You're not serious. - All right, all right. 48 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,871 You're all excellent players. 49 00:04:55,962 --> 00:04:58,749 - But girls aren't as fast as boys. - Right. 50 00:04:58,840 --> 00:05:01,297 - What? - Or as strong. Or as athletic. 51 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:06,629 This is not me talking. It's a scientific fact. 52 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:10,181 Girls can't beat boys. It's as simple as that. 53 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:13,601 Okay. Justin, you're the team captain. What do you think about it? 54 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,433 I think the coach said it all. 55 00:05:17,692 --> 00:05:21,025 Yesterday you told me that I was better than half the guys on your team. 56 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,112 What? 57 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:25,484 I never said that. 58 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:28,400 What are you talking about? Why are you lying? 59 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:31,111 Viola! End of discussion. 60 00:05:31,206 --> 00:05:32,696 Yeah, tell her, man. 61 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,456 Fine. End of relationship. 62 00:05:37,754 --> 00:05:40,496 - Come on, let's go. - Baby, don't be like that. I... 63 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:42,831 I just don't want to see you get hurt. 64 00:05:44,427 --> 00:05:45,633 You are so full of... 65 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:47,593 Back to practice. 66 00:05:52,394 --> 00:05:53,394 Sebastian. 67 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,850 Sebastian? 68 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,112 Sebastian. Jeez! 69 00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:11,068 It's you. 70 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:14,658 God, you and your brother look scary alike from the back. 71 00:06:14,749 --> 00:06:16,364 I think it's your total lack of curves. 72 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:19,834 Hi, Monique. It's so good to see you too. 73 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:22,128 I'm looking for Sebastian. Where is he? 74 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:23,625 I don't know. 75 00:06:24,134 --> 00:06:26,750 Just remind your brother how lucky he is to be in my life. 76 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:30,087 And tell him to give me a call if he wants to stay in it. Okay? 77 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:33,389 Okay. Does he have your number? 1-800-beyotch? 78 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:39,895 She will do great things. 79 00:06:43,820 --> 00:06:46,857 I have a surprise for you! 80 00:06:46,948 --> 00:06:49,155 And this is why I don't bring friends over. 81 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:51,904 Mom, not now. I had a really bad day, so... 82 00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,111 This is just the thing to just perk you up. 83 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:55,205 - Hold on. - Okay. 84 00:06:55,290 --> 00:06:56,517 - Keep your eyes closed. - Okay. 85 00:06:56,541 --> 00:07:00,284 - Eyes closed, eyes closed, closed, closed. - They're closed. 86 00:07:00,378 --> 00:07:02,664 All right. Surprise! 87 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:08,254 Beautiful gowns for my darling debutante. 88 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:10,552 Mom, have I not told you a thousand times? 89 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:14,723 I have no interest in being a debutante. It's totally archaic. 90 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,096 How could I wind up with a daughter 91 00:07:17,187 --> 00:07:20,179 who only wants to kick a muddy ball around a field all day? 92 00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:23,731 Well, the world has been set right, mom. They cut my team. 93 00:07:24,069 --> 00:07:27,402 - What? No soccer? - Yeah, that's right. No soccer. 94 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:30,026 - How sad. - Yeah, I can see you're all torn up. 95 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,571 Well, Justin's gonna love you in this. 96 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:36,324 Yet another reason not to wear it. I dumped him. 97 00:07:36,915 --> 00:07:39,998 - What? Why? - I don't wanna talk about it. 98 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:42,952 He's so handsome and rugged 99 00:07:43,046 --> 00:07:46,038 and chiseled and great. 100 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:48,088 Then why don't you date him, mom? 101 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,256 No, I couldn't. 102 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:55,005 - Hey, Sebastian. - Hey. 103 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,465 You okay? 104 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,550 Monique was looking for you. 105 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,765 Why do you even date her, anyway? 106 00:08:01,856 --> 00:08:04,347 She's hot. It's a guy thing. 107 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,516 But she's so awful. 108 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:11,738 Hey, you know, you could use the front door. 109 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,528 And mom can't see me. 110 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:16,534 She thinks I'm staying at dad's. Dad thinks I'm staying at mom's. 111 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:19,112 In two days they both think that I'm going away to school. 112 00:08:19,207 --> 00:08:22,620 - That is the beauty of divorce. - Wait. Where are you going? 113 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,326 London for a couple of weeks. 114 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:26,582 As in London, england? 115 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:28,914 Yeah, my band got a slot in a music festival there. 116 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,716 Okay, what are you gonna do about school? 117 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:35,341 Yeah, I was kind of hoping you could help me with that. 118 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:39,766 Could you just, like, pretend to be mom, call lllyria, tell them I'm sick? 119 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:43,220 Something good that sounds like it would last for two weeks, like mad cow. 120 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:46,898 Sebastian, you just got kicked out of cornwall for skipping. 121 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:49,476 This is not exactly the way you want to start out. 122 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:50,902 I want to be a musician, okay? 123 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:53,981 Last time I heard, they don't need to know trigonometry. 124 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:56,532 And besides, if you want to chase your dreams, 125 00:08:56,619 --> 00:08:58,905 sometimes you gotta break the rules, right? 126 00:08:58,997 --> 00:09:01,909 You know the percentage of bands that actually make it to the big time? 127 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,457 Probably the same as female soccer players. 128 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:07,786 I will see you in two weeks. 129 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:08,881 Sebastian. 130 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:12,336 - Sebastian! - Were you talking with your brother? 131 00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:14,713 No. Yes. 132 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:18,092 On the phone. He's at dad's. Bye, dad. 133 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:20,215 Picture this... 134 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,050 We're at the country club, 135 00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,851 they call your name, 136 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,894 and you emerge in this. 137 00:09:29,527 --> 00:09:33,440 No. Sorry, mom. I have a strict no-ruffles policy. 138 00:09:34,449 --> 00:09:37,782 Sometimes I just think you just might as well be your brother. 139 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:43,957 You know what? 140 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,997 If you can't join them, beat them. 141 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:53,210 You want me to turn you into your brother? 142 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,883 That's right. I'm going to lllyria as Sebastian. 143 00:09:55,970 --> 00:10:00,213 I'll make the boys soccer team. Then in 12 days, beat the cornwall boys team. 144 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:01,308 - That's right. - Okay. 145 00:10:01,392 --> 00:10:03,232 You've taken too many soccer balls to the head. 146 00:10:03,686 --> 00:10:05,051 You know I can do it, Paul. 147 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:09,856 Yeah. Except for the voice, mannerisms, breasts and the mentality and... 148 00:10:09,943 --> 00:10:12,605 It doesn't matter. Nobody at illyria has even met Sebastian. 149 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,482 - They won't know the difference. - They'll know he's a girl. 150 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:18,573 - Come on, Paul. - Yeah, come on, Paul. 151 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,400 Yeah, come on, Paul. 152 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:26,493 Okay. Okay. I'll see what I can do. 153 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,584 Yes. 154 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,508 Where are you going? 155 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,891 Mom, I told you! I'm going to dad's house for two weeks. 156 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:32,097 No, you didn't. And you're not going. 157 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,274 We've hardly spent any time together this summer. 158 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:38,524 - Now go upstairs and unpack. - Okay, mom, I thought about what you said. 159 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:42,528 And you know Monique is gonna be there 24/7 with Sebastian, 160 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:45,361 so, I don't know, I was just thinking that maybe 161 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,447 she'd show me the ropes on the whole debutante thing. 162 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:51,791 - This is so exciting! - Isn't it? 163 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:53,288 You're gonna have so much fun. 164 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,791 There's the formal ball, of course. And the luncheon. 165 00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:58,339 And did I mention the fundraiser next week? 166 00:11:58,426 --> 00:12:00,758 It's gonna be a carnival! 167 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,255 Look out! 168 00:12:02,347 --> 00:12:04,963 Your brother promised to be there, so remind him when you see him. 169 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,423 - Okay? - All right. 170 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:10,260 My little girl. You're finally gonna be a lady. 171 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:36,202 Wait. Are you sure I can do this? 172 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,458 Yeah. Absolutely. 173 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:43,553 What's up? 174 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,261 Oh, my god, he knew! 175 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,011 - I wanna go home! - Relax. He was being friendly! 176 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,594 No. We're not going home. Stop it! No. I did not spend all this time... 177 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,850 - It's your fault! Drive home! - My idea? You asked me! 178 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,977 - I did your hair and makeup! - Reverse! 179 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,855 - I want to go! - That was not easy! You're being a girl! 180 00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:01,527 - We're not going. Go! - Come on! Drive! 181 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:03,734 - He was being friendly. - All right! 182 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:05,440 Now, let's run through it one more time. 183 00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:07,327 Let me hear the voice. 184 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,871 Hey. What's up? I'm Sebastian. 185 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,990 Okay. Now show me the strut. 186 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,417 Now, hawk a loogie. 187 00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,219 I'm so proud! 188 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,427 - Get off me! - Remember, 189 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,255 inside every girl there's a boy. 190 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,182 That came out wrong. But you know what I mean. 191 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,063 Vi. 192 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,360 Be a good boy. 193 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:19,733 See you, guys. 194 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,273 I can do this. I am a dude! 195 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,400 I am a hunky dude. 196 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,698 I'm a badass, hunky dude. 197 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:11,065 Hey. Hey! What up? 198 00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,695 You must be my roommates. 199 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,253 What's your name? 200 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,586 - Sebastian Hastings. - Duke orsino. 201 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:27,884 Okay. 202 00:15:27,969 --> 00:15:29,630 Okay, okay, okay. 203 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,803 This is Andrew and Toby. They live next door. 204 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,802 Yeah. Freshman dorm's that-a-way, twiglet. 205 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:37,349 Seriously, how old are you? 206 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,393 I skipped a couple grades. 207 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,440 I'm brilliant. 208 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,365 Anyway, do you know when soccer tryouts start? 209 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:54,283 Noon. You play? 210 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:57,578 Absolutely. Center forward. You know it, bro. 211 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,249 So you play the beautiful game... bro? 212 00:16:01,335 --> 00:16:03,451 Brothers? Brethren? 213 00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,958 Yeah, I'm a striker. Andrew and Toby are halfbacks. 214 00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:08,129 Schveet! 215 00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,467 Okay, why do you have tampons in your boot? 216 00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:22,394 I get really bad nose bleeds. 217 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,188 So, you stick them up your nose? 218 00:16:26,611 --> 00:16:27,817 Yeah. 219 00:16:27,904 --> 00:16:30,361 What? You've never done that? 220 00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:34,608 My... Beckham does it all the time. 221 00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:36,067 Seriously? Yes. 222 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:38,448 Look. I'll just show you how to do it. 223 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,156 Take... take that off and... 224 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,956 Whatever that is. 225 00:16:44,253 --> 00:16:45,709 And you stick it right in. 226 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:47,954 It absorbs right up. 227 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,502 - Are you kidding me? - That's disgusting. 228 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:56,884 - Oh, my god, your roommate's a freak. - That's so disgusting. 229 00:16:58,267 --> 00:17:01,009 Let's start the season how we finished the last. 230 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:02,687 Sharp! 231 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,562 What are you, the runt of the family? 232 00:17:18,329 --> 00:17:21,036 Okay, shirts and skins. 233 00:17:21,123 --> 00:17:24,206 Pardon me, sir. I have to be a shirt. 234 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,293 What? 235 00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:26,834 I'm allergic to the sun. 236 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,212 You're allergic to the sun? 237 00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:34,668 Very, very, very deathly, deathly allergic. 238 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,128 We like to accommodate here at lllyria. 239 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:40,306 So ['ll follow you around with a parasol. All right, Nancy boy? 240 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,309 You're a shirt. 241 00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:48,931 Okay, guys, let's go. 242 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,650 One, two, three! 243 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:54,774 One, two, three! One, two, three! 244 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,200 At ease, gentlemen. 245 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:47,040 I've seen a lot of energy and commitment out there today. 246 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,292 And that makes a coach proud. 247 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:53,997 Now, I want to split us up into first string and second string. 248 00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:57,049 You second-stringers, don't take it too hard. 249 00:18:58,054 --> 00:19:00,716 You're just as much part of this team as the first-stringers. 250 00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:04,220 Apart from, of course, playing the game part. 251 00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:05,810 Schuler. 252 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,481 Haims. 253 00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:13,777 Potensky. 254 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:16,655 Donner. 255 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,075 Hastings. 256 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:22,987 Second string. 257 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:27,242 The rest of you, congratulations. First-stringers. 258 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,448 Now, hit the showers. 259 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,413 Shower time. 260 00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:34,419 Shower time? 261 00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,843 - Hastings! No shower for you. - Okay. 262 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,925 Principal gold wants to see you in his office. 263 00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:57,352 I'm over. It's done. They know. 264 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:02,193 Sebastian's file. 265 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,622 Sebastian... 266 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,075 Could it be any bigger? 267 00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,623 Mr. Hastings. 268 00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,218 Horatio gold, 269 00:20:21,470 --> 00:20:22,960 headmaster. 270 00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:26,673 So very pleased to meet you. So very, very pleased. 271 00:20:26,767 --> 00:20:29,349 Hello, sir. Heard you wanted to see me. 272 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,928 I'd like to say welcome. 273 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,823 I just wanted to have you in to say welcome. 274 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:45,775 See how you're doing. 275 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,110 Yeah, I'm doing great, you know? 276 00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,866 Just... busy being a guy. 277 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:51,614 Being a guy. Yeah. 278 00:20:52,001 --> 00:20:53,707 Let's take a look at your file, Sebastian. 279 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,997 And... 280 00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:59,588 Seems to be... stuck a bit. 281 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,793 There we go. All right. 282 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,343 Okay. 283 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,213 Well... 284 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,017 Okay, you're busted. 285 00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,229 I know you don't wanna talk to the headmaster. 286 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,399 But I'm not gonna take no for an answer. 287 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,772 Now, have a sit in the headmaster's chair. 288 00:21:20,863 --> 00:21:22,399 Come on, have a sit. 289 00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:23,948 Sit it. 290 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,738 So, Sebastian Hastings. 291 00:21:30,206 --> 00:21:31,206 How do you like campus? 292 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:32,624 Beautiful. 293 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,414 You've been inspired... 294 00:21:34,502 --> 00:21:37,494 By the charcoal black and candy apple red? 295 00:21:37,588 --> 00:21:39,795 - You know it. - Hey! 296 00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:41,588 Don't touch it. Ever. Ever. 297 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,502 Do not do that. 298 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:47,215 You know, Sebastian, I was a transfer student myself... 299 00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:49,926 Once upon a time. 300 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:51,848 Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth. 301 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:54,139 So I keep a special interest 302 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:56,471 on the transfer students that come to this school. 303 00:21:57,191 --> 00:21:58,897 Actas a... 304 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,224 Unofficial big brother. 305 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,067 And don't be surprised if I don't just 306 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,566 pop in unannounced from time to time just to check up. 307 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,898 Yeah, I look forward to it. 308 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,783 Now scoot! 309 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:16,831 Sorry. 310 00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,160 That's okay. Don't worry about it. My fault. 311 00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:20,255 What is...? 312 00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:22,705 Oh... 313 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,086 Getting to know the opposite sex, are we? 314 00:22:25,594 --> 00:22:27,175 Male-female dynamics. 315 00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:29,003 All that sexual tension. 316 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,534 It's all part of the high school experience. 317 00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,298 So continue. Please. 318 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,304 But keep it clean, though. Okay. 319 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:36,598 Abstinence is key. Abstinence is... 320 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,522 The best way to not... Is to not. 321 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,267 Yes. 322 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:49,523 Is he always that friendly? 323 00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,734 Are you kidding? That's him being rude. 324 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:56,993 Cute shoes. 325 00:22:57,084 --> 00:22:58,915 You think so? I got them at anthropologie. 326 00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,209 No way! They have shoes there? 327 00:23:00,296 --> 00:23:01,706 Oh, yeah. Right by the accessories. 328 00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:06,169 Here are your books. 329 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:08,926 Thanks. 330 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:12,801 Well, I guess I'll, 1 don't know, you know, go take care of some guy stuff. 331 00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:15,768 Okay. 332 00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:22,599 Here you go. Have a great apple and sandwich. 333 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:25,943 Hi! I would love a... 334 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:27,065 - No. - But... 335 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:29,363 Hey, dudes. Mind if I join? 336 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:32,243 Thanks. 337 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:35,448 So those soccer tryouts were bogus, huh? 338 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:37,575 I mean, second string? Come on, that's ridiculous. 339 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,076 Am I right? Am I right? 340 00:23:42,922 --> 00:23:45,025 So the game against cornwall, that should be interesting. 341 00:23:45,049 --> 00:23:47,256 And why would that be interesting? 342 00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:48,583 Well, my sister goes there, 343 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:51,134 and she used to date that tool Justin drayton. 344 00:23:52,431 --> 00:23:53,511 I know him. 345 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,089 I made him cry once during a game. 346 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,264 Wait. 347 00:23:56,352 --> 00:23:58,263 - That was you? - Absolutely. 348 00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,140 That was so funny. “Wow. 349 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:01,804 Is your sister hot? 350 00:24:04,526 --> 00:24:05,936 I guess so. 351 00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:08,269 She's got a great personality. 352 00:24:10,991 --> 00:24:11,991 Incoming. 353 00:24:16,997 --> 00:24:18,112 Oh, yeah! 354 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,448 Check out the Booty on that blondie. 355 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,916 Don't talk about her that way. 356 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,001 Is that your girlfriend? 357 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,499 He wishes. 358 00:24:27,841 --> 00:24:29,832 Until recently, she was dating this college guy, 359 00:24:29,927 --> 00:24:32,259 but he dumped her. And I hear she's a total mess right now. 360 00:24:32,346 --> 00:24:33,346 Like really vulnerable. 361 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:35,421 Confidence, self-esteem is way down. 362 00:24:35,599 --> 00:24:37,089 In man words, it's time to pounce. 363 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:38,515 Exactly. 364 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,476 I hate that guy. 365 00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,107 Did you know bologna is 38 percent hoof? 366 00:24:51,198 --> 00:24:52,779 Thanks, Malcolm. 367 00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:56,317 Looks like you got some competition. 368 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,611 - It's just Malcolm. - Total geek. 369 00:25:01,166 --> 00:25:03,748 She looks so sad. It's heartbreaking. 370 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:08,254 It... it's just... I can relate, you know? 371 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,922 I mean, I just got out of a bad relationship too. 372 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:13,751 I mean, you think you know someone. 373 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,962 And you realize it's all been a big lie. 374 00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:19,761 Every touch. 375 00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:21,888 Every kiss. 376 00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:24,311 Plus, you know, 377 00:25:24,398 --> 00:25:26,059 you can never get chicks to shut up. 378 00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,474 All right, guys, catch up with you later. 379 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,948 Empty shower. 380 00:25:42,124 --> 00:25:43,284 Yes! 381 00:25:44,001 --> 00:25:47,785 I get to take a shower. 382 00:25:57,598 --> 00:25:59,634 Malcolm festes, dorm director. 383 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:03,057 Shower shoes are to be worn in the bathroom at all times 384 00:26:03,187 --> 00:26:04,927 except when in the actual shower. 385 00:26:05,439 --> 00:26:07,521 Did you not read your dorm life pamphlet? 386 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:09,348 It was in your cubby. 387 00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:12,810 Wassup, dawg? 388 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,692 Yeah. Okay, homey. 389 00:26:21,955 --> 00:26:23,240 Later. 390 00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:24,788 Hey. You forgot... 391 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,157 This, hoolio. 392 00:26:27,795 --> 00:26:29,035 Word, g-money. 393 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,474 Okay, Hastings, you're up! 394 00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:56,566 Hastings, are you deaf? 395 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,985 Come on, let's go! 396 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:01,316 Get your butt out there. 397 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:02,742 Come on! 398 00:27:03,247 --> 00:27:04,407 Get out! 399 00:27:05,249 --> 00:27:06,910 Jesus! 400 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,224 Come on, baby. Come on. 401 00:27:43,203 --> 00:27:44,488 Rise and shine. 402 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,576 Wait! Let go! 403 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,084 Let go! 404 00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:53,832 Welcome to hell! 405 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:01,964 Gentlemen! Let me present 406 00:28:02,055 --> 00:28:05,388 this year's soccer newbies! 407 00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:07,682 But first, you must remove your clothes! 408 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:10,435 Remove their clothes! Remove their clothes! 409 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,058 Take your clothes off now! 410 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:14,769 Remove their clothes! 411 00:28:30,667 --> 00:28:32,282 Hello. My life sucks. 412 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:33,412 - I'm done! - What? 413 00:28:33,837 --> 00:28:35,919 Everybody thinks I'm a huge geek loser deviant. 414 00:28:36,006 --> 00:28:37,962 I'll never see the field against cornwall. And... 415 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:40,791 I smell so bad I'm convulsing people. 416 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:42,835 Pick me up, take me home 417 00:28:42,930 --> 00:28:44,890 and make sure I never do anything like this again. 418 00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,701 Look, vi, I don't know what to tell you 419 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,761 about the whole soccer team... 420 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:52,602 But as for the social stuff, I got an idea. 421 00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:55,105 - You do? - Yeah. 422 00:28:55,192 --> 00:28:57,899 We're gonna show everybody the man that you really are. 423 00:28:58,487 --> 00:28:59,522 How are we gonna do that? 424 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:01,528 Go, viola. 425 00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:06,108 High five. Nice. 426 00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:09,611 Man. Look who's here. 427 00:29:10,749 --> 00:29:12,159 Foxy mama. 428 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,958 Don't look at him. Maybe he won't see us. 429 00:29:16,046 --> 00:29:17,752 Spread out so it looks like we got no room. 430 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:22,882 - What's up? - What's up? 431 00:29:23,804 --> 00:29:25,135 Go, kia. 432 00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:32,718 Hey, Sebastian. 433 00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:35,137 Hey, kia. 434 00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:38,440 Hey, girl. How you doing, baby? 435 00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,062 Not the same without you. 436 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:41,518 I know. I'm sorry. 437 00:29:41,613 --> 00:29:43,478 New school, new babe pool. Yeah. 438 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:46,026 I miss you, Sebastian. 439 00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:49,076 I've been thinking about you a lot. 440 00:29:49,913 --> 00:29:51,949 - Especially at night. - Sweet. 441 00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:53,822 - And late. - Even better. 442 00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:57,034 - Did she just say that to Sebastian? - What just happened? 443 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:58,629 Sebastian. 444 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,705 Okay, big, mournful sigh. 445 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:02,568 Bittersweet farewell. You're his plaything, baby. 446 00:30:02,592 --> 00:30:03,627 You're his plaything. 447 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:05,255 Really great to see you, Sebastian. 448 00:30:05,429 --> 00:30:07,010 Call me anytime. 449 00:30:15,856 --> 00:30:16,936 I'd tap that. 450 00:30:17,024 --> 00:30:18,889 Thank you, kia. You're gorgeous. 451 00:30:18,984 --> 00:30:20,019 And go, Yvonne. 452 00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:21,319 Women. 453 00:30:22,029 --> 00:30:23,629 - Yeah. - Yeah, you know what I'm saying? 454 00:30:26,408 --> 00:30:29,195 Sebastian? Is that you? 455 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:31,322 Hey, what's going on, Yvonne? 456 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,872 - Okay, who's this one? - There's nothing going on. 457 00:30:33,999 --> 00:30:35,910 I mean, our school lost its top gun, 458 00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,491 Sebastian Hastings. 459 00:30:37,753 --> 00:30:39,414 Well, 460 00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:42,371 time comes for a man to move along, Yvonne. 461 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:44,339 I know, Sebastian. 462 00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:47,209 In the end I wasn't woman enough for you. 463 00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:48,865 - No, you weren't. - And that's something 464 00:30:48,889 --> 00:30:50,095 I'll always have to live with. 465 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:53,215 - It just hurts, that's all. - Love is pain. 466 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,220 Just know, 467 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:56,722 I'll never forget you, Sebastian. 468 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,597 Ever! Never! 469 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:07,691 Needy. 470 00:31:08,700 --> 00:31:10,281 Okay, okay, okay. 471 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,076 We might need to do a little reevaluating here. 472 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,658 - Yeah. - Hey there, pretty lady. 473 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,414 What...? 474 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:19,742 What are you, hitting on me? 475 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:22,578 - I was just... - "I was just..." 476 00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,922 Okay, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. 477 00:31:26,635 --> 00:31:28,466 Girls with asses like mine 478 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,714 do not talk to boys with faces like yours. 479 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:34,887 I'm looking for my boyfriend 480 00:31:34,976 --> 00:31:36,682 Sebastian Hastings. Have you guys seen him? 481 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:42,272 - Sebastian? - Not good. 482 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,319 Don't let her get too close, she'll recognize you. 483 00:31:44,403 --> 00:31:46,268 - What am I gonna do? - Sebastian. 484 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:48,027 Keep away from me! 485 00:31:48,115 --> 00:31:49,651 - I beg your pardon? - Pretty ladies. 486 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,153 - Okay, don't come any closer, Monique. - Sebastian. 487 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:53,654 It's over! 488 00:31:54,538 --> 00:31:56,766 - What are you talking about? - I don't want to talk to you. 489 00:31:56,790 --> 00:31:58,451 Sebastian, come back here. 490 00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:00,157 You're hot, Monique. Smoking hot. 491 00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:02,413 Come here. Get! Get! Get! 492 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:04,540 But there are plenty of hot girls out there. 493 00:32:04,631 --> 00:32:06,984 - Come back here and talk to me right now. - And the truth is, 494 00:32:07,008 --> 00:32:10,375 you have absolutely nothing else to offer. 495 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,176 And when my eyes are closed, 496 00:32:12,264 --> 00:32:14,471 I see you for what you truly are, 497 00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,389 which is ugly! 498 00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:18,137 We're done! 499 00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:23,805 That was amazing! 500 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:26,691 You the man! What's wrong with you guys? 501 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,172 Scoot over and make some room for the man. 502 00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:29,196 All right. 503 00:32:29,656 --> 00:32:31,066 Sit down! 504 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,148 You're officially my idol now, man. 505 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,037 There he is. 506 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:39,267 - What's up, Sebastian? - What's up, brothers? 507 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,202 - Hey, Sebastian. - Lovelies. 508 00:32:41,793 --> 00:32:44,205 Holler at your boy. Yo! Yo! Sebastian! 509 00:32:44,463 --> 00:32:45,919 Can you get out of my way right now? 510 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:48,421 I need your advice, man. I got lady troubles. 511 00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:51,170 I'm here for you, bro. I got a lifetime of knowledge. 512 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,589 How long did you date that girl for anyway? 513 00:32:54,014 --> 00:32:55,094 Too long. 514 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,173 Ball and frickin' chain, man. 515 00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:02,560 Dude. 516 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:03,974 Justine. 517 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:06,139 Chick won't stop dogging me, man. 518 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,189 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. She's in our class. 519 00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:13,275 Dude, quit blushing. 520 00:33:13,366 --> 00:33:14,401 That's lame. 521 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:15,949 Shut up. I'm not blushing. 522 00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,451 Everyone, please take a slip 523 00:33:18,538 --> 00:33:20,369 and read off the name of your lab partner. 524 00:33:24,878 --> 00:33:25,958 "Eunice bates." 525 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:30,626 You got to be kidding me. 526 00:33:30,717 --> 00:33:32,332 Be nice. Yeah. 527 00:33:33,303 --> 00:33:34,423 She got something-something. 528 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:37,216 Yeah, asthma and headgear. 529 00:33:39,392 --> 00:33:40,757 "Olivia Lennox." 530 00:33:43,563 --> 00:33:45,804 - You know her? - I talked to her for a second. 531 00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,480 About what? She gave you the nod, dude. 532 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:49,487 - Yeah, she did a good one. - She gives good nod. 533 00:33:49,569 --> 00:33:51,105 Okay, could everybody calm down? 534 00:33:51,279 --> 00:33:52,757 I can't believe you got her as a lab par... 535 00:33:52,781 --> 00:33:54,146 Hey, switch with me. 536 00:33:54,241 --> 00:33:56,197 I can't. I said her name out loud. 537 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:02,912 Some guys just walk in the light, you know? 538 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,706 - Hello, again. - Hello. 539 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:08,080 I don't think we introduced ourselves before. 540 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:09,911 - I'm Sebastian. - Olivia. 541 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:19,338 I'm gonna be the best lab partner you ever had. 542 00:34:23,186 --> 00:34:24,426 Cool. 543 00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:26,637 I gotta be completely honest. 544 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:29,640 The whole dissecting thing kind of freaks me out. 545 00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:32,650 So, think you may have to take the reins on this one. 546 00:34:32,946 --> 00:34:36,154 Wow. Most guys would never admit that. 547 00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,860 Oh, crap, you're right. 548 00:34:37,951 --> 00:34:40,112 No, don't worry. I think it's refreshing. 549 00:34:40,745 --> 00:34:42,986 - You do? - No paper near the bunsen burner. 550 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:45,284 Wait. What's this? 551 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,615 Poems? 552 00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:48,617 Lyrics. They're his... 553 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,377 My... my old stuff. 554 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,706 "Wake up, I've been waiting for you." 555 00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:02,093 Those are really good. 556 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:03,848 So honest. 557 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,134 I know. I keep telling him... 558 00:35:06,229 --> 00:35:08,686 Me... meself... my... myself... 559 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,104 I write songs too, Olivia. 560 00:35:10,191 --> 00:35:12,191 - Really, Malcom? That's wonderful. - Check it out. 561 00:35:12,485 --> 00:35:15,568 I see you through your window 562 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:19,231 and I'm standin' on a tree outside 563 00:35:25,373 --> 00:35:26,738 You, you sit. 564 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:28,494 You, go. 565 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:29,870 Gol 566 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,372 did you say anything about me? 567 00:35:32,464 --> 00:35:33,874 No. Was I supposed to? 568 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:36,501 Come on. This is perfect. 569 00:35:36,593 --> 00:35:39,209 You get to spend an hour with her every other day. 570 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,419 You can convince her to go out with me. 571 00:35:41,681 --> 00:35:44,013 Dude, she had that option for three and a half years. 572 00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:45,970 Okay. I'll tell you what. 573 00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:47,267 You do this, 574 00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:48,623 I'll work with you on your soccer. 575 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:50,512 I'll make you good enough to make first string. 576 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:53,102 - By the cornwall game? - Absolutely. 577 00:35:54,069 --> 00:35:55,900 Okay, yeah. You got a deal. 578 00:35:56,613 --> 00:35:58,478 - You're the man. - Yes, I am. 579 00:37:52,061 --> 00:37:53,061 Right. 580 00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:57,355 Oh, for the love of god! It burns! 581 00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:59,182 It just isn't fair, malvolio. 582 00:37:59,819 --> 00:38:01,775 I wait three years for Olivia, 583 00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:03,728 and then some transfer student comes in 584 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:05,359 and suddenly she's acting like some... 585 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:08,149 Obsessed, love-struck teenager. 586 00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:12,612 I'm not gonna take that lying down, malvolio! 587 00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,198 Yeah, I know. I know. 588 00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,201 You're absolutely right. 589 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:20,836 I'll do some digging, I'll find out what it is, 590 00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:23,757 and I'll nip his chances with Olivia right in the bud. 591 00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:27,798 What's that? Oh, yeah, sure. 592 00:38:27,889 --> 00:38:29,220 A walk. Sorry. Come on. 593 00:38:30,558 --> 00:38:31,968 You are so smart. 594 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:34,767 - Hello. - Miss me? 595 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:36,264 Hey, what's going on? 596 00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:37,562 What's wrong with your voice? 597 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:39,814 I just have a little bit of a cold. 598 00:38:40,109 --> 00:38:42,942 So... I'm still a little phlegmy. 599 00:38:43,029 --> 00:38:44,769 - Did you call my school? - Yes, I did. 600 00:38:45,281 --> 00:38:47,897 It's all taken care of. Just make sure you're back by the 12th. 601 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:49,653 It was so cool, vi. 602 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:52,906 We went on a couple days early, and the crowd flipped for us. 603 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:55,788 They wanted an encore, so we did one of my songs acoustically. 604 00:38:56,417 --> 00:38:57,657 They went nuts for my lyrics. 605 00:38:57,752 --> 00:38:59,117 Oh, that's so cool. 606 00:38:59,212 --> 00:39:00,668 And you were right about Monique. 607 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:02,670 She's history. 608 00:39:02,757 --> 00:39:04,247 She really is, isn't she? 609 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:06,403 But, I got to go. I'll talk to you later. 610 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:07,633 Okay. Bye. 611 00:39:09,472 --> 00:39:11,087 Trouble with your wig, Hastings? 612 00:39:11,975 --> 00:39:14,717 No, I actually... I have a scalp condition. 613 00:39:15,019 --> 00:39:16,634 - No, you don't. - Yeah, I do. 614 00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:19,266 I really do. It's really acting up during the... 615 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,437 No, you don't. 616 00:39:21,734 --> 00:39:23,270 You've got male pattern baldness. 617 00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:25,397 Scoot over, kiddo. 618 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,736 I don't know if you've realized, 619 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:30,649 but recently I've started to thin out myself. And, 620 00:39:31,035 --> 00:39:33,617 I've tried all the creams and the butters, 621 00:39:33,705 --> 00:39:36,947 and I still can't seem to stop mother nature's vindictive fury, 622 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,656 and neither can you. 623 00:39:39,127 --> 00:39:40,708 Okay? There's gonna be a time 624 00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:42,273 when you'll have to come out of the closet 625 00:39:42,297 --> 00:39:44,037 and just accept yourself for who you are. 626 00:39:44,674 --> 00:39:45,959 A baldy. 627 00:39:46,050 --> 00:39:48,132 Okay? But it's gonna be all right. Okay? 628 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,003 Oh, and between you and me, 629 00:39:51,598 --> 00:39:52,758 chicks dig it. 630 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:56,799 Hang ten. Yeah. 631 00:39:58,146 --> 00:39:59,602 Hi, Olivia. 632 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:02,021 I don't want you to be worried, but malvolio is missing. 633 00:40:02,108 --> 00:40:03,473 Oh, no! Yeah. 634 00:40:03,568 --> 00:40:06,150 If you see him, don't feed him. He has an irritable bowel. 635 00:40:06,487 --> 00:40:08,944 Yeah. 'Cause that would be my very first instinct. 636 00:40:09,032 --> 00:40:10,397 To feed the tarantula. 637 00:40:18,833 --> 00:40:20,414 Here's a wild idea. 638 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:23,456 Have you ever thought about going out with Duke orsino? 639 00:40:23,671 --> 00:40:25,332 I see that. 640 00:40:27,300 --> 00:40:28,506 Duke? Yeah. 641 00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,876 No. Yeah. 642 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,210 - Yeah? - No! 643 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:35,630 I mean, he's good-looking and everything, 644 00:40:35,725 --> 00:40:38,091 but he's just not the guy for me. 645 00:40:39,395 --> 00:40:41,056 I don't know. Think there may be 646 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,808 more to him than you think there is. 647 00:40:43,524 --> 00:40:46,231 Okay, so you're telling me he's not just another dumb jock 648 00:40:46,319 --> 00:40:49,106 who wants to hook up with me so he could tell his friends, but too... 649 00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:50,733 Too insecure to treat you as an equal? 650 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:52,776 Exactly. 651 00:40:53,076 --> 00:40:54,076 Tell me about it. 652 00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,570 You're the first guy at this school 653 00:40:55,662 --> 00:40:57,448 who hasn't tried anything with me. 654 00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,246 Trust me, you're not my type. 655 00:41:02,001 --> 00:41:03,161 Well, why not? 656 00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:08,163 You know, it's just... 657 00:41:09,092 --> 00:41:11,299 I don't think of you in that way. 658 00:41:11,761 --> 00:41:12,967 We're friends, you know. 659 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:17,096 You're actually one of the few people here that I feel comfortable around. 660 00:41:18,518 --> 00:41:20,258 I feel the same way about you. 661 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:23,682 Good. Then just take my advice. 662 00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:26,355 Go out with Duke. 663 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:28,766 I'll consider it. 664 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:33,442 So, what is that exactly? 665 00:41:35,034 --> 00:41:36,490 I think that's the spleen. 666 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:43,118 Okay, who's your daddy? 667 00:41:44,544 --> 00:41:46,080 I got her to agree to consider you. 668 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:47,706 You're halfway in, man. 669 00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:50,338 All right, okay. 670 00:41:50,425 --> 00:41:51,631 So should I ask her out? 671 00:41:51,718 --> 00:41:53,754 No. You don't want to freak her out. 672 00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,587 You got to have a casual conversation first. Hello. 673 00:42:01,185 --> 00:42:03,471 Why do I get the feeling you don't do this very often? 674 00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,890 Man, I just... 675 00:42:06,107 --> 00:42:07,813 I'm not really good at talking to girls. 676 00:42:08,109 --> 00:42:09,770 Why? You're hot! “What? 677 00:42:10,611 --> 00:42:13,023 You know, you're an appealing guy... 678 00:42:13,114 --> 00:42:15,355 Man... guy... guy-man. 679 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:18,403 Look, I don't know. I just always say the wrong... 680 00:42:19,662 --> 00:42:21,027 I just always say the wrong thing. 681 00:42:22,123 --> 00:42:24,739 Okay. All right. Come on. Let's get up. 682 00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:27,666 I want to try something where I'm gonna act like a girl, 683 00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:29,290 and you're going to talk to me. Okay? 684 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,211 Do I have to? Yes! 685 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:33,714 Because I'm viola. 686 00:42:34,093 --> 00:42:36,209 - Duke? Nice to meet you. - Okay, that was creepy. 687 00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:38,215 You really just sounded like a girl just then. 688 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:40,012 I used to imitate my sister all the time. 689 00:42:40,349 --> 00:42:42,681 I got really good at it. Come on. And get up! 690 00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:45,510 Come on. Ask me some questions, 691 00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:48,347 and if the chemistry's right, things will just start flowing. 692 00:42:50,735 --> 00:42:53,772 - Questions about what? - Anything. Ask me if... 693 00:42:54,530 --> 00:42:55,690 I like... 694 00:42:55,782 --> 00:42:56,782 Cheese. 695 00:42:58,659 --> 00:42:59,865 Okay. 696 00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,614 Do you like cheese? 697 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:05,613 Why, yes I do. My favorite's gouda. 698 00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:09,625 - I like gouda too. - See? 699 00:43:09,712 --> 00:43:11,122 - See what? - We're flowing. 700 00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:12,795 We're talking about cheese. 701 00:43:12,882 --> 00:43:14,338 So what? Flow is flow. 702 00:43:15,218 --> 00:43:16,583 What? What's that? 703 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:19,377 What is that?! It touched me! It touched me! 704 00:43:21,224 --> 00:43:22,885 Get itl it's Malcolm's tarantula! Get it! 705 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:24,966 - You get it! - You're the guy! 706 00:43:25,061 --> 00:43:26,426 The bigger guy. 707 00:43:37,490 --> 00:43:38,525 Sorry! 708 00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:40,277 You don't ever, 709 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:42,154 ever do that girl voice again! 710 00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:43,735 - Freaked me out! - My bad. 711 00:43:48,876 --> 00:43:50,832 Sebastian, honey, this is your mother. 712 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,753 I'm calling to remind you about the carnival tomorrow. 713 00:43:54,132 --> 00:43:57,966 You and your sister promised you'd both be there. Bye-bye. 714 00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,668 Crap! Forgot about that! 715 00:44:01,347 --> 00:44:03,258 Wait, your mom's in junior league? 716 00:44:03,349 --> 00:44:04,680 Yeah. How'd you know? 717 00:44:04,767 --> 00:44:06,473 So is mine. I gotta go too. 718 00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:10,178 I can't deal with this right now. I have soccer to worry about. 719 00:44:10,815 --> 00:44:12,351 Not gonna be that bad. 720 00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:14,231 Olivia's gonna be there. 721 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,809 It's a perfect opportunity for me to lay some groundwork. 722 00:44:17,113 --> 00:44:19,229 Oh, Olivia's gonna be there. 723 00:44:19,866 --> 00:44:21,322 And my sister. 724 00:44:21,409 --> 00:44:23,650 And Monique. And you. 725 00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:25,860 And my mom. 726 00:44:26,330 --> 00:44:27,911 Great. 727 00:44:38,634 --> 00:44:40,249 Dunk toss. 728 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:42,801 - Hey, dude! - I will cut you, man. 729 00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:45,762 All right, I'm gonna tell you the truth. 730 00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:47,590 Never really liked carnivals. 731 00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,721 Hey. I'm working the kissing booth. 732 00:44:49,812 --> 00:44:51,677 Come see me. 733 00:44:52,982 --> 00:44:54,688 I love carnivals, man. 734 00:44:55,818 --> 00:44:57,149 Hey, Duke, where you going? 735 00:44:57,236 --> 00:44:58,817 Where do you think I'm going? 736 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,565 - What's up? - Oh, nothing. 737 00:45:05,369 --> 00:45:07,650 Just my psycho ex. So, I don't really wanna deal with her. 738 00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:10,572 So if you guys don't mind, I'm gonna lay low for a little while. 739 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,581 All right, cool. Catch you later. 740 00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,249 Okay. 741 00:45:15,421 --> 00:45:16,706 Up you go! 742 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:22,087 I see a kitten... 743 00:45:22,178 --> 00:45:24,260 Gasping for air. 744 00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:29,970 Sorry. Pretty urgent. 745 00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:36,188 It's all yours. 746 00:45:36,275 --> 00:45:37,355 What? 747 00:45:37,777 --> 00:45:39,108 Hi, mom! 748 00:45:39,612 --> 00:45:42,228 You look like such a lady. 749 00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:43,779 It's a miracle. 750 00:45:43,866 --> 00:45:45,857 - It really is. - So Monique's getting you 751 00:45:45,952 --> 00:45:47,817 all excited about being a debutante? 752 00:45:47,912 --> 00:45:50,870 Super-duper excited. Have a good carnival. 753 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,707 My little Petunia. Where do you think you're going? 754 00:45:54,794 --> 00:45:56,705 You have the next shift at the kissing booth. 755 00:45:56,796 --> 00:45:59,458 Where's your brother? He's late for the cotton candy cart. 756 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,214 I'm gonna go look for him. Okay, bye. 757 00:46:05,554 --> 00:46:07,385 - Sorry. - Excuse you. 758 00:46:08,975 --> 00:46:10,715 - Wait, do I know you? - No. 759 00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:14,017 Excuse me. 760 00:46:14,105 --> 00:46:16,312 Viola! Hey, hey, hey. 761 00:46:16,399 --> 00:46:18,310 Where you been? I've been calling and calling. 762 00:46:18,442 --> 00:46:19,807 I miss you. We need to talk. 763 00:46:19,902 --> 00:46:21,312 We've talked, Justin. 764 00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:22,769 All the talking is done. 765 00:46:23,281 --> 00:46:26,444 Look, no one breaks up over a stupid soccer issue, okay? 766 00:46:26,534 --> 00:46:28,900 Can you just be a girl for five seconds? 767 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,485 For five seconds? 768 00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:32,115 Okay, 769 00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:34,492 first of all, it's not a stupid soccer issue, 770 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:37,074 and you're a jerk. Oh, look at that! Time's up! 771 00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:42,630 Excuse me. Sorry. One, please. 772 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:19,826 Stay in school. 773 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:30,878 Sebastian? 774 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:32,425 Sebastian! 775 00:47:32,892 --> 00:47:34,098 Sebastian! 776 00:47:34,185 --> 00:47:35,579 - Monique's behind me. - Where are you going? 777 00:47:35,603 --> 00:47:37,685 - We're on it. - Sebastian! 778 00:47:45,696 --> 00:47:48,654 Excuse me. No one over 8 years old is allowed inside the moon bounce. 779 00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:50,260 But I just saw my boyfriend go in there. 780 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:52,366 I believe the correct term is "ex-boyfriend." 781 00:47:52,745 --> 00:47:55,578 No relationship is over until I say it is. Understand? 782 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:57,495 You're still not getting on that moon bounce. 783 00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,285 Fine. 784 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,627 - What's that? - Kia, don't look. 785 00:48:24,568 --> 00:48:25,933 - She's gone. - Thank you. 786 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:30,067 - So are we having fun? - Oh, yeah. 787 00:48:34,995 --> 00:48:36,405 What do you think it will be like? 788 00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:38,287 Duke, you look at me. 789 00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:40,831 I know it's gonna be really, really special. 790 00:48:42,545 --> 00:48:45,036 I mean, she's only kissed like 350 guys at this point. 791 00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:47,539 I just think we need to acknowledge the moment. 792 00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:51,801 After four years, Duke is finally gonna fulfill his destiny. 793 00:48:52,596 --> 00:48:54,177 Life is good. 794 00:48:54,265 --> 00:48:55,880 Life is fair. 795 00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:57,590 Life is just. 796 00:48:57,685 --> 00:48:58,970 Hi, I'm your relief. 797 00:48:59,437 --> 00:49:00,973 - And yet... - Thank god. 798 00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,679 I can't catch a break. 799 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,015 Beware of the old guy chewing gum. 800 00:49:06,110 --> 00:49:07,395 It's not gum. 801 00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:11,938 - Do I know you? - No. 802 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:16,237 That's just my luck. 803 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,932 No. No, no, no. I mean, I didn't mean it like that. 804 00:49:18,956 --> 00:49:20,492 It's just, you know, she's 805 00:49:20,583 --> 00:49:22,574 you know... no. Okay. 806 00:49:23,586 --> 00:49:25,872 I mean, on the other hand, you're, 807 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:27,078 you know, also... 808 00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:30,540 I am? Thanks, I guess. Yeah. 809 00:49:31,010 --> 00:49:34,468 You don't have to flirt with her first, genius. You're paying for it. 810 00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:37,467 Why don't you just... relax. 811 00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:43,135 Maybe I should kiss you now. 812 00:49:43,481 --> 00:49:46,223 I gave that girl my ticket, and I waited in line. 813 00:49:47,276 --> 00:49:50,643 Well, it's the least I can do. 814 00:49:54,825 --> 00:49:56,565 Okay. Here I go. 815 00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:12,569 Okay, I think that was one ticket's worth. 816 00:50:12,593 --> 00:50:14,129 No, you get a little bit more. 817 00:50:14,220 --> 00:50:16,882 Excuse me. The hotel's across the street. 818 00:50:16,972 --> 00:50:18,587 Viola, what the hell is this? 819 00:50:18,682 --> 00:50:19,967 Back of the line, buttball. 820 00:50:20,893 --> 00:50:22,554 Excuse me, doofus. 821 00:50:22,645 --> 00:50:24,135 You're making out with my girlfriend. 822 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,891 Ex-girlfriend. 823 00:50:26,482 --> 00:50:28,188 Whoa, you're Sebastian's sister? 824 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:29,515 And you're about to die. 825 00:50:30,903 --> 00:50:32,439 Are you gonna drown me in your tears? 826 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:34,486 I did not cry. I had something in my eye. 827 00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:37,531 You know what, guys? Can we just dial it down? 828 00:50:37,618 --> 00:50:39,529 And just step away, okay? 829 00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:41,572 She's right. 830 00:50:41,664 --> 00:50:44,246 I'll see you on the soccer field, and we'll settle this all then. 831 00:50:45,501 --> 00:50:46,741 Okay, Duke. 832 00:50:48,295 --> 00:50:49,956 Or we can straighten it out right here. 833 00:50:51,131 --> 00:50:53,213 Justin! Stop it! Guys! 834 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:58,886 Stop it! Justin! 835 00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,804 Guys! Stop it! 836 00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:07,554 Justin, get off! 837 00:51:21,036 --> 00:51:22,776 Excuse me. I'm so sorry. 838 00:51:22,871 --> 00:51:25,578 Viola! Stop! This isn't ladylike. 839 00:51:26,959 --> 00:51:29,746 There is no room for violence here! 840 00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:33,337 This is a lovely children's carnival, god damn it! 841 00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,756 Both of you, out! Now! 842 00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:42,640 Where were you at today? 843 00:51:42,725 --> 00:51:44,181 You just disappeared. 844 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:49,094 Oh, my god! Is that a...? 845 00:51:49,189 --> 00:51:51,726 What? Yeah. 846 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,849 I hope you don't mind. 847 00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:56,060 I kind of borrowed one of your... 848 00:51:56,947 --> 00:51:59,905 Yeah. And you're right, by the way. These things actually work. 849 00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:02,028 Oh, my god, you're bleeding. Are you okay? 850 00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:08,781 Rub some dirt in it! 851 00:52:09,251 --> 00:52:11,287 Okay, I'll rub some dirt on it. 852 00:52:11,378 --> 00:52:13,494 So, what happened? 853 00:52:14,840 --> 00:52:16,376 I got into it with your sister's ex. 854 00:52:17,009 --> 00:52:20,217 Wait. Really? Why? 855 00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:23,004 He saw me and her kind of 856 00:52:24,016 --> 00:52:25,347 making out at the kissing booth. 857 00:52:25,934 --> 00:52:28,141 Wait. You kissed her? 858 00:52:28,228 --> 00:52:30,514 Yeah, man, I'm... I hope that's okay. 859 00:52:31,398 --> 00:52:32,979 It was for charity. 860 00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:35,273 Oh, no, I mean, dude, I mean... 861 00:52:36,403 --> 00:52:38,018 If you want to kiss her, 862 00:52:38,113 --> 00:52:39,728 you go right ahead and you kiss her! 863 00:52:40,324 --> 00:52:41,780 I mean, knock yourself out. 864 00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:43,949 I mean, you just... you take her 865 00:52:44,036 --> 00:52:46,618 and then kiss her and kiss the crap out of her! 866 00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:49,162 Okay. 867 00:52:53,754 --> 00:52:55,119 So... 868 00:52:55,964 --> 00:52:57,124 Do you like her? 869 00:52:57,716 --> 00:53:00,549 I don't know. Can we not talk about this? 870 00:53:01,178 --> 00:53:03,544 It's... I don't know, she's your sister. It's kind of weird. 871 00:53:03,639 --> 00:53:05,175 No. Right. Right. 872 00:53:05,265 --> 00:53:07,881 Just... you know, 873 00:53:07,976 --> 00:53:09,637 I was just thinking that, 874 00:53:10,479 --> 00:53:12,060 if you liked her then... 875 00:53:12,898 --> 00:53:15,264 Maybe you should ask her out. 876 00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:19,025 And just, I don't know, forget about Olivia? 877 00:53:19,113 --> 00:53:21,946 Well, I mean, speaking as a 878 00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:24,774 completely objective third-party outsider 879 00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:27,655 with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, 880 00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:31,492 I am not sure that you and Olivia 881 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:34,457 really mesh well together. You know? I mean... 882 00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:37,794 But you and viola... 883 00:53:38,757 --> 00:53:40,042 I mean... 884 00:53:40,968 --> 00:53:42,128 Be magic. 885 00:53:43,137 --> 00:53:44,377 I don't know. 886 00:53:44,471 --> 00:53:45,756 What does your heart tell you? 887 00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:49,798 I mean, which one would you rather see naked? 888 00:53:50,144 --> 00:53:52,635 Why do you... why? Why do you always do that? 889 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:55,554 Why do you always talk about girls in such graphic terms? 890 00:53:57,735 --> 00:53:59,600 You know what? You... you have issues. 891 00:54:01,447 --> 00:54:04,314 You're a really sensitive guy, aren't you? 892 00:54:04,408 --> 00:54:06,820 What? No. No, it's just... 893 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,362 I don't know. I just think that 894 00:54:11,707 --> 00:54:14,323 relationships should be more than just the physical stuff. 895 00:54:16,086 --> 00:54:19,044 I mean, don't get me wrong, that stuff's important, but... 896 00:54:20,007 --> 00:54:21,747 I don't know. When I'm with someone, 897 00:54:21,842 --> 00:54:24,208 I want to be able to talk about other stuff. 898 00:54:24,928 --> 00:54:26,759 Like, I don't know, serious stuff. 899 00:54:27,848 --> 00:54:30,555 Stuff I can't talk about, you know, with anyone else. 900 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,721 Yeah, like... 901 00:54:37,733 --> 00:54:38,973 What kind of stuff? 902 00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:43,193 I don't know, just stuff. 903 00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:45,688 Like, whatever stuff there is. 904 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:49,275 Like... this kind of stuff? 905 00:54:50,579 --> 00:54:52,035 Yeah. 906 00:54:52,873 --> 00:54:55,205 But what I just told you is for your ears only. 907 00:54:56,251 --> 00:54:58,708 If you tell anyone, I'll kick your ass. 908 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:05,003 Yeah. No. 909 00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:07,508 I got your back, man. 910 00:55:08,972 --> 00:55:10,553 It's cool. 911 00:56:25,966 --> 00:56:27,206 How's your sister? 912 00:56:31,179 --> 00:56:32,715 Good. Why? 913 00:56:34,474 --> 00:56:35,884 I don't know. 914 00:56:36,810 --> 00:56:39,597 I kind of was thinking I might ask if she wanted 915 00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:41,474 to grab dinner at cesario's tonight. 916 00:56:42,566 --> 00:56:45,057 You were? Really? I'd love to. 917 00:56:45,611 --> 00:56:46,817 What? 918 00:56:46,904 --> 00:56:48,940 I'd love to give her your phone number. 919 00:56:49,364 --> 00:56:50,604 Hastings! 920 00:56:50,908 --> 00:56:52,239 Yeah, coach? 921 00:56:54,244 --> 00:56:56,280 You're first string for the cornwall game. 922 00:56:56,955 --> 00:56:58,286 - Really? - No. 923 00:56:58,373 --> 00:57:00,580 I was joking, you idiot. 924 00:57:03,211 --> 00:57:05,202 Dude, that's awesome. 925 00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:11,295 Dude. 926 00:57:13,889 --> 00:57:16,722 - So, you want me to spot you? - No. 927 00:57:17,309 --> 00:57:19,891 - Isn't he cute? - Duke? Yeah. 928 00:57:19,978 --> 00:57:22,344 No. Sebastian. He's so cool. 929 00:57:24,942 --> 00:57:26,307 But he said I'm not his type. 930 00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:29,477 - Impossible. You're everyone's type. - Not his. 931 00:57:29,571 --> 00:57:32,734 I could tell you what us mere mortals would do in this situation. 932 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:35,361 - What? - Make him jealous. 933 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:38,740 So, what do you do? You just pretend to like somebody else? 934 00:57:38,830 --> 00:57:41,196 And then use him shamelessly. 935 00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:43,501 Wow. 936 00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:49,083 So, you should call viola up. 937 00:57:50,425 --> 00:57:52,290 Yeah. I think I will. 938 00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:55,256 Hey, Duke. 939 00:57:55,847 --> 00:57:57,462 Sebastian. 940 00:57:57,557 --> 00:58:00,094 Olivia. 941 00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:01,971 What're you bench-pressing these days, Duke? 942 00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:05,350 225. Very impressive. 943 00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:07,727 Thanks. 944 00:58:07,818 --> 00:58:11,185 So, Duke, about that call that you were gonna make. 945 00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:12,985 - You gonna make that? - Yeah. Thank you. 946 00:58:13,740 --> 00:58:16,732 So how many reps can you do with that 225%? 947 00:58:16,827 --> 00:58:19,159 Like 20... 20. 948 00:58:19,788 --> 00:58:22,404 225 is more than twice what I weigh. 949 00:58:22,499 --> 00:58:24,080 How many reps could you do with me? 950 00:58:27,004 --> 00:58:28,004 Forty. 951 00:58:34,594 --> 00:58:35,594 Hello? 952 00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:36,919 Hi, it's viola. 953 00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:39,130 Sebastian told me to call you. 954 00:58:39,808 --> 00:58:42,971 I'd love to go to dinner. Yeah. What? 955 00:58:44,271 --> 00:58:45,511 Yeah. 956 00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:48,312 Can I call you back? Because I gotta... 957 00:58:49,735 --> 00:58:51,396 Change my feet. 958 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:55,396 So, do you have any plans tonight? 959 00:58:57,784 --> 00:58:58,899 My bad. 960 00:58:58,994 --> 00:59:02,361 What about the thing that we talked about that you were going to do later? 961 00:59:02,748 --> 00:59:04,534 What thing? I'm thingless. 962 00:59:04,624 --> 00:59:07,707 Great! Then it's a date. Cesario's, 8:00. 963 00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:10,251 - I'll see you there. - Okay. 964 00:59:11,965 --> 00:59:13,580 - Bye, Sebastian. - Later. 965 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:18,380 Yeah! 966 00:59:20,098 --> 00:59:21,258 You did it. 967 00:59:21,349 --> 00:59:23,590 I'm goin' out with Olivia. 968 00:59:23,685 --> 00:59:25,767 What the hell! I thought you liked viola now! 969 00:59:26,271 --> 00:59:29,104 Dude, come on. You're a guy. 970 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:32,979 What would you do if the hottest girl in the school 971 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:35,607 came up to you and asked you on a date? 972 00:59:37,616 --> 00:59:38,651 I'll be right back. 973 00:59:39,076 --> 00:59:40,737 Olivia? Hi. 974 00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:42,488 Can I talk to you for a second? 975 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:44,740 Moi? Whatever for? 976 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:46,162 It's about your date with Duke. 977 00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:48,786 I know! I am so glad I listened to you. 978 00:59:48,877 --> 00:59:50,959 You're right. He's awesome. 979 00:59:51,046 --> 00:59:54,129 And he looked so good in those shorts. 980 00:59:56,468 --> 00:59:58,629 He's not a piece of meat, Olivia. 981 00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:01,925 He's a man. A man with feelings. 982 01:00:02,349 --> 01:00:04,965 And I'm a woman with feelings. 983 01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:07,142 And my feelings seem to match his. 984 01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:09,686 You know what? 985 01:00:10,565 --> 01:00:13,978 Speaking as a completely objective third-party observer 986 01:00:14,069 --> 01:00:16,401 with absolutely no personal interest in the matter, 987 01:00:17,030 --> 01:00:20,397 I'm not so sure that you and Duke are a good idea after all. 988 01:00:20,909 --> 01:00:22,695 Well, thank you for your concern. 989 01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:26,244 And if you're so worried, maybe you should come to cesario's tonight, 990 01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:28,822 just to keep an eye on me. 991 01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:30,407 We could double. 992 01:00:30,919 --> 01:00:32,580 I bet eunice is available. 993 01:00:34,381 --> 01:00:36,463 I'm so there, it's insane. 994 01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:54,231 So do you like... cheese? 995 01:00:59,239 --> 01:01:01,480 Hey, you two, what's going on? 996 01:01:01,575 --> 01:01:03,566 You're here... with eunice. 997 01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:06,405 - Mind if we join? - No. 998 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:08,157 - Sit down. - No, no, no. 999 01:01:08,248 --> 01:01:09,738 Lady pterodactyl. 1000 01:01:12,085 --> 01:01:13,370 Waiter! 1001 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:16,290 Help. 1002 01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:21,086 So... 1003 01:01:21,178 --> 01:01:23,385 I was just telling Duke how great it is 1004 01:01:23,471 --> 01:01:25,507 to meet a real man at this school. 1005 01:01:26,850 --> 01:01:27,885 You were? 1006 01:01:28,310 --> 01:01:29,925 Well, I was just about to. 1007 01:01:30,854 --> 01:01:32,810 Isn't it great to have a real man around, eunice? 1008 01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:34,308 Oh, yes. 1009 01:01:35,233 --> 01:01:36,939 A real man is difficult to find. 1010 01:01:40,655 --> 01:01:42,236 So difficult. 1011 01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:45,023 Sebastian's with eunice. 1012 01:01:45,577 --> 01:01:46,987 She must be hotter than I thought. 1013 01:01:47,078 --> 01:01:49,911 Okay, how come when I wanted to ask out eunice everyone made fun of me? 1014 01:01:49,998 --> 01:01:52,159 But now Sebastian likes her, suddenly she's cool? 1015 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:53,581 Screw you. I hate high school. 1016 01:01:55,962 --> 01:01:57,702 Eunice! Hands! 1017 01:01:58,798 --> 01:02:00,834 You know what? This has been real fun, 1018 01:02:00,926 --> 01:02:02,507 but I have to go... 1019 01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:04,918 Shave. 1020 01:02:06,389 --> 01:02:07,845 Okay. 1021 01:02:09,976 --> 01:02:12,137 Well, this has been lovely. 1022 01:02:12,229 --> 01:02:13,890 Let's do it again sometime. 1023 01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:16,687 - What? - Soon. Bye. 1024 01:02:19,236 --> 01:02:20,851 So... 1025 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:24,312 Do you like cheese? 1026 01:02:25,283 --> 01:02:27,615 More than almost any other animal byproduct. 1027 01:02:30,413 --> 01:02:31,619 Yeah, check please. 1028 01:02:31,706 --> 01:02:33,412 Hey Monique, it's Sebastian. 1029 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:35,741 I don't know if viola told you I'm in London, 1030 01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:37,666 but I'm heading home a day early. 1031 01:02:38,505 --> 01:02:40,917 Listen, I've been thinking, 1032 01:02:41,007 --> 01:02:43,965 and we really need to talk. 1033 01:02:44,636 --> 01:02:46,376 Ladies... 1034 01:02:46,471 --> 01:02:48,052 Ladies. 1035 01:02:49,557 --> 01:02:50,557 Welcome. 1036 01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:52,515 My name is Cheryl Lancaster, 1037 01:02:52,602 --> 01:02:54,888 and I'm president of the stratford junior league 1038 01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:57,517 and coordinator of this year's debutante season. 1039 01:02:58,233 --> 01:02:59,814 Oh, please. 1040 01:02:59,901 --> 01:03:01,107 Thank you. 1041 01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:02,980 Today we're gonna go over the guidelines 1042 01:03:03,071 --> 01:03:07,110 for a graceful, ladylike entree into society. 1043 01:03:10,036 --> 01:03:11,742 Son of a... 1044 01:03:13,290 --> 01:03:14,290 Hello. 1045 01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:16,489 Hello there. 1046 01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:23,542 - Hi. - Make sure she's in the back 1047 01:03:23,633 --> 01:03:24,633 for the group photo. 1048 01:03:24,718 --> 01:03:26,458 Thank you for joining us, viola. 1049 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,428 Now, who's ready to come out? 1050 01:03:31,182 --> 01:03:32,262 Kill me. 1051 01:03:51,202 --> 01:03:53,784 Viola? Darling. 1052 01:03:53,872 --> 01:03:56,739 Remember, chew like you have a secret. 1053 01:04:05,467 --> 01:04:06,957 Excuse me. 1054 01:04:09,929 --> 01:04:11,419 Ladies. 1055 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:27,102 - Hi. - Hey. 1056 01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:28,937 Hey! You're the one that saved me 1057 01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:30,738 in the kissing booth that one time. Right? 1058 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:33,575 Es ses a 1059 01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:35,652 oh, what a small world. 1060 01:04:35,747 --> 01:04:37,203 - I'm viola. - Olivia. 1061 01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:39,326 Nice to meet you. You too. 1062 01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:45,753 So... 1063 01:04:45,840 --> 01:04:47,626 I know it's none of my business, 1064 01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:50,504 but you went out with that Duke orsino guy, right? 1065 01:04:50,595 --> 01:04:52,085 Yeah. Once. 1066 01:04:53,973 --> 01:04:55,884 - Did you kiss him? - No, why? 1067 01:04:55,975 --> 01:04:58,637 Oh, no. It's nothing, but... 1068 01:04:59,813 --> 01:05:02,725 Just try to postpone it as long as possible. 1069 01:05:02,816 --> 01:05:05,808 He has this salivary gland condition. 1070 01:05:06,694 --> 01:05:09,561 Yeah. He doesn't really like to talk about it, 1071 01:05:09,656 --> 01:05:11,897 but it felt like I was drowning. 1072 01:05:12,992 --> 01:05:14,152 Really? 1073 01:05:15,203 --> 01:05:18,036 - Oh, my god. - I know. It was repulsive. 1074 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:21,493 But, hey, every happiness to you both. 1075 01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:26,411 No, actually, I don't really like Duke. 1076 01:05:28,550 --> 01:05:31,257 I have this huge thing for his roommate, Sebastian. 1077 01:05:31,344 --> 01:05:34,006 And I was just trying to make Sebastian jealous. 1078 01:05:42,647 --> 01:05:43,647 Oh, boy. 1079 01:05:43,731 --> 01:05:47,440 Yeah, I know it's really wrong to use a person this way, 1080 01:05:47,527 --> 01:05:50,143 and I feel really terrible about it. But... 1081 01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:51,774 I really, really like Sebastian. 1082 01:05:52,699 --> 01:05:54,030 He's so handsome, 1083 01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:56,483 and he's not the goonish handsome you see in a lot of guys. 1084 01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:00,578 He's a delicate, like, even refined handsome, you know? 1085 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:05,785 Oh, and when he smiles, I just can't stop looking at him. 1086 01:06:05,879 --> 01:06:08,291 He's just so wonderful. 1087 01:06:09,507 --> 01:06:11,748 You know, Olivia... 1088 01:06:12,218 --> 01:06:13,628 It's Olivia, right? Yeah. 1089 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:16,757 I'm gonna give you just a little advice. 1090 01:06:16,848 --> 01:06:19,180 - Okay. - Enough is enough! 1091 01:06:19,851 --> 01:06:22,934 You are weaving a really tangled web. 1092 01:06:23,021 --> 01:06:24,306 Like really, really tangled. 1093 01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:27,434 And, honey... you got to stop. 1094 01:06:27,817 --> 01:06:30,604 Okay? So you just gotta tell everybody the truth. 1095 01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:31,935 Be very, very honest. 1096 01:06:32,447 --> 01:06:35,405 Just let the chips fall where they may. 1097 01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:37,273 - You're right. - I know. 1098 01:06:37,368 --> 01:06:39,984 The next time I see Sebastian I'll march right up to him. 1099 01:06:40,079 --> 01:06:42,240 You march! And I'll tell him how I feel. 1100 01:06:42,332 --> 01:06:43,572 You tell him. 1101 01:06:43,666 --> 01:06:45,782 Then I'll kiss him so passionately... “What? 1102 01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:48,664 That even the people he hates will feel pleasure. 1103 01:06:50,798 --> 01:06:52,083 Hello, viola. 1104 01:06:52,967 --> 01:06:54,503 Oh, this is not good. 1105 01:06:54,594 --> 01:06:57,051 And hello to you, you little homewrecker. 1106 01:06:57,597 --> 01:06:58,597 Who are you? 1107 01:06:58,932 --> 01:07:01,264 I am Sebastian's girlfriend. 1108 01:07:01,351 --> 01:07:02,966 Ex-girlfriend. 1109 01:07:03,061 --> 01:07:05,222 Okay, everybody's got to stop saying that. 1110 01:07:05,313 --> 01:07:08,225 Oh, you were the one he dumped in the pizza parlor the other day. 1111 01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:10,682 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He did not dump me. 1112 01:07:11,361 --> 01:07:13,773 We're just going through a little bit of a rough patch. 1113 01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:16,730 I heard he dumped you. He dumped you big. 1114 01:07:16,824 --> 01:07:20,066 It was just like a big, huge dumping. 1115 01:07:29,128 --> 01:07:31,289 Are you crazy? Are you okay? 1116 01:07:32,257 --> 01:07:33,747 Get out! 1117 01:07:35,468 --> 01:07:38,005 You are messing with the wrong man! 1118 01:07:40,598 --> 01:07:43,931 Get off Mel get off of Mel 1119 01:08:13,715 --> 01:08:15,501 - Get off of her! - Let go of me! 1120 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:18,458 Ladies... stop! 1121 01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:20,168 Please! 1122 01:08:23,641 --> 01:08:26,132 When debutantes disagree 1123 01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:28,092 they say it with their eyes. 1124 01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:31,604 Viola Hastings. 1125 01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:35,600 Why is it that I always find you in the middle of a tussle? 1126 01:08:37,113 --> 01:08:38,694 Bad timing? 1127 01:08:38,781 --> 01:08:40,737 I am convinced he's hiding something. 1128 01:08:40,825 --> 01:08:42,941 Nonsense, Malcolm. 1129 01:08:43,036 --> 01:08:44,822 He may be a little lost and confused, 1130 01:08:44,912 --> 01:08:48,325 but deep down he's an all-American, 1131 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:50,498 red-blooded male. Just like yourself. 1132 01:08:50,585 --> 01:08:53,793 Mom, I will pick out my own dress. And no, I will not wear heels. 1133 01:08:54,797 --> 01:08:57,209 Because heels are a male invention 1134 01:08:57,300 --> 01:08:59,586 designed to make a woman's butt look smaller. 1135 01:09:00,428 --> 01:09:02,134 And to make it harder for them to run away. 1136 01:09:08,811 --> 01:09:12,599 Malcolm, have you ever tried to run away in high heels? 1137 01:09:12,690 --> 01:09:15,557 - No, sir, I wouldn't... - Not that easy. Not that easy. 1138 01:09:27,789 --> 01:09:29,871 Don't forget your guitar, Mr. Hastings. 1139 01:09:30,667 --> 01:09:32,908 Just do it. Just close your eyes and kiss him. 1140 01:09:40,134 --> 01:09:41,715 Sebastian. 1141 01:09:46,808 --> 01:09:49,220 "Wake up. I've been waiting for you to open your eyes 1142 01:09:49,310 --> 01:09:50,971 so I can tell you I think I'm ready. 1143 01:09:51,062 --> 01:09:52,768 I'm ready to free-fall into the unknown." 1144 01:09:54,232 --> 01:09:55,768 I'll see you at the game tomorrow. 1145 01:10:02,198 --> 01:10:03,688 I think I'm gonna like this school. 1146 01:10:11,582 --> 01:10:13,197 Monique, it's Sebastian. 1147 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:15,248 I don't know if viola told you I'm in London, 1148 01:10:15,336 --> 01:10:17,247 but I'm heading home a day early. 1149 01:10:18,089 --> 01:10:20,421 Listen, I've been thinking. 1150 01:10:20,508 --> 01:10:22,499 We really need to talk. 1151 01:10:22,593 --> 01:10:24,083 London? 1152 01:10:27,724 --> 01:10:29,885 Hey, brother. 1153 01:10:29,976 --> 01:10:31,432 Dinklage was looking for you, man. 1154 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:34,226 Dude. 1155 01:10:34,313 --> 01:10:35,553 Hello! 1156 01:10:36,482 --> 01:10:39,349 You know, it's... crazy 1157 01:10:39,444 --> 01:10:42,060 how wrong you can be about a person. 1158 01:10:44,240 --> 01:10:45,480 It's crazy. 1159 01:10:46,200 --> 01:10:48,316 You think they're one thing, and then 1160 01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:51,531 they turn out to be the exact opposite. 1161 01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:54,076 Okay, what are you talking about? 1162 01:10:54,333 --> 01:10:55,519 You're gonna sit there and act like 1163 01:10:55,543 --> 01:10:57,079 you don't know what I'm talking about? 1164 01:11:01,048 --> 01:11:02,254 Okay. 1165 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,540 All right. Okay. 1166 01:11:07,513 --> 01:11:09,925 I wanted to tell you, Duke, but... 1167 01:11:10,016 --> 01:11:12,223 You have to know... 1168 01:11:12,310 --> 01:11:15,052 I love soccer more than anything else in the world, 1169 01:11:15,146 --> 01:11:16,556 and I had a point to prove. 1170 01:11:16,647 --> 01:11:19,605 What? So you're telling me that you used me 1171 01:11:19,692 --> 01:11:21,353 to help you with soccer, 1172 01:11:21,444 --> 01:11:23,776 and then you turn around and stab me in the back? 1173 01:11:23,863 --> 01:11:26,900 Wait, what? Now I really don't even know what you're talking about. 1174 01:11:26,991 --> 01:11:28,777 You know what? Save it. I saw you with her. 1175 01:11:28,868 --> 01:11:31,655 - With who? - Who? Olivia, that's who! 1176 01:11:31,746 --> 01:11:34,863 - You kissed her when you got out the cab! - Cab? What cab? 1177 01:11:34,957 --> 01:11:36,993 - We were supposed to be friends! - We are friends! 1178 01:11:37,084 --> 01:11:38,824 No, you don't know the meaning of the word. 1179 01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:41,206 Olivia never liked you, okay! 1180 01:11:41,506 --> 01:11:43,667 She was just using you to make me jealous. 1181 01:11:43,758 --> 01:11:46,170 But viola, she's crazy about you. 1182 01:11:46,260 --> 01:11:48,626 And she has been since the first moment that you kissed her. 1183 01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:52,088 I bet that's part of your plan. Distract me so you can move in to Olivia. 1184 01:11:52,183 --> 01:11:56,267 - No. That is not what happened! - No. You and your sister have a good life! 1185 01:12:00,399 --> 01:12:02,685 "The Hastings twins couldn't be more opposite." 1186 01:12:04,362 --> 01:12:05,898 Twins? Sebastian? 1187 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,322 Sebastian? 1188 01:12:09,033 --> 01:12:11,024 Sebastian, open up! 1189 01:12:11,118 --> 01:12:13,825 It's Monique! You have got a lot of explaining to do, 1190 01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:16,655 followed by a very long night of groveling! 1191 01:12:16,749 --> 01:12:18,364 He's not here! 1192 01:12:20,962 --> 01:12:24,750 Take his stupid cell phone. Justine calls every ten seconds. 1193 01:12:28,928 --> 01:12:30,793 This isn't Sebastian's phone. 1194 01:12:31,806 --> 01:12:34,422 God! Sebastian! 1195 01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:36,678 Sebastian! 1196 01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:38,259 Can I help you? 1197 01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:43,022 - Hello? - Viola. Hey, baby. 1198 01:12:43,109 --> 01:12:45,395 It's Justin. You know, the big game is tomorrow and... 1199 01:12:45,486 --> 01:12:47,101 Viola. 1200 01:12:47,655 --> 01:12:49,816 Allow me to introduce myself. 1201 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:54,359 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007... 1202 01:12:54,453 --> 01:12:56,694 Nice night. 2008. 1203 01:12:58,249 --> 01:13:00,114 Hey, eunice. 1204 01:13:02,461 --> 01:13:04,167 Sorry about running out on our date. 1205 01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:06,211 That's okay. 1206 01:13:06,299 --> 01:13:08,130 My intensity scares some people. 1207 01:13:09,093 --> 01:13:10,503 Yeah. 1208 01:13:11,762 --> 01:13:13,718 Is something wrong? 1209 01:13:13,806 --> 01:13:15,797 Got thrown out of my room. 1210 01:13:16,517 --> 01:13:18,382 You mean... 1211 01:13:18,477 --> 01:13:20,433 You need a place to sleep? 1212 01:13:20,521 --> 01:13:23,604 I really do. The cornwall game is tomorrow. 1213 01:13:24,942 --> 01:13:26,898 I've never had a roommate before. 1214 01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:42,164 Wow. Vi, you set up all my stuff. 1215 01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:43,832 Thanks. 1216 01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:08,603 You're absolutely certain about this? 1217 01:14:08,986 --> 01:14:10,772 Yes, sir, we are. 1218 01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:15,448 - Dude, what are you doing? - Sebastian, the game's about to start! 1219 01:14:15,534 --> 01:14:17,866 Get out of bed and get over to the soccer field, man. 1220 01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:22,200 The soccer game? 1221 01:14:23,918 --> 01:14:26,159 That's what that girl was talking about. 1222 01:14:28,130 --> 01:14:30,712 Sebastian! You're next. Hurry up. 1223 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:32,415 Come over here, and I'll do you. 1224 01:14:37,139 --> 01:14:39,551 Okay, ladies, listen up! 1225 01:14:40,226 --> 01:14:41,306 Where's Hastings? 1226 01:14:48,401 --> 01:14:49,607 Euni... 1227 01:14:49,694 --> 01:14:51,400 Eunice! Why didn't you wake me? 1228 01:14:51,821 --> 01:14:53,903 You looked so serene. 1229 01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:57,739 I made breakfast, darling. 1230 01:15:07,461 --> 01:15:09,622 Pardon me. Pardon me. 1231 01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:17,258 What is the big emergency? 1232 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:19,337 I canceled my squash game for this. 1233 01:15:19,432 --> 01:15:22,014 I don't know. All that principal gold said 1234 01:15:22,101 --> 01:15:25,218 was that we were needed at Sebastian's soccer game. 1235 01:15:29,984 --> 01:15:33,067 Hasn't viola said anything to you the past couple of weeks? 1236 01:15:33,154 --> 01:15:34,769 How should I know? 1237 01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:37,738 She's been living with you. 1238 01:15:39,577 --> 01:15:41,363 Hasn't she? 1239 01:15:42,788 --> 01:15:44,744 - Excuse me. - This is so exciting, guys. 1240 01:16:09,523 --> 01:16:10,625 Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. 1241 01:16:10,649 --> 01:16:13,186 Today the biggest rivalry in our district is afoot. 1242 01:16:13,277 --> 01:16:14,938 Illyria versus cornwall. 1243 01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:17,691 It's gonna be something else, and the atmosphere is crazy. 1244 01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:21,232 Afternoon, gentlemen. 1245 01:16:24,789 --> 01:16:26,029 Handshake, please. 1246 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:32,748 All right, your call. 1247 01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:35,205 Heads. 1248 01:16:36,926 --> 01:16:37,926 Heads it is. 1249 01:16:38,427 --> 01:16:39,963 We'll stay as we are. 1250 01:16:40,346 --> 01:16:42,507 Good game, gentlemen. 1251 01:16:43,349 --> 01:16:44,964 How's your jaw? 1252 01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:54,314 All right, let's get it on! Get it on! 1253 01:16:54,401 --> 01:16:55,891 Way to go, boys. 1254 01:16:55,986 --> 01:16:58,523 Listen to me. We can do this. Today is the day 1255 01:16:58,614 --> 01:17:00,104 that cornwall beats lllyria. Yeah! 1256 01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:02,440 I ain't got much to say to you. Except for 1257 01:17:02,535 --> 01:17:05,652 - who's gonna bring that blood and pain? - Black and red! 1258 01:17:05,830 --> 01:17:08,572 This ain't no game. This is a war! Yeah! 1259 01:17:08,666 --> 01:17:10,657 Who's gonna bring that blood and pain? 1260 01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:13,788 One, two, three! Cornwall! 1261 01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:21,300 All right, boys, here we go! Here we go! 1262 01:17:30,396 --> 01:17:32,478 Pass it to Hastings! Pass it off! 1263 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:34,601 Pass it off! Hastings! 1264 01:17:34,692 --> 01:17:36,228 What in the hell is going on? 1265 01:17:37,361 --> 01:17:39,067 Nice move, moron. 1266 01:17:42,783 --> 01:17:44,148 What? 1267 01:17:44,702 --> 01:17:46,442 This can't be happening. 1268 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,542 Sebastian? 1269 01:18:05,306 --> 01:18:07,262 Get the balll get the dribble! 1270 01:18:07,349 --> 01:18:09,260 Get up and get back in there! Get the ball! 1271 01:18:09,351 --> 01:18:11,057 Oh, my god, this is my game! 1272 01:18:11,145 --> 01:18:13,101 What the hell am I doing? This isn't fun. 1273 01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:15,020 You look like Bambi on ice, boy! 1274 01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:17,306 Sebastian! 1275 01:18:18,485 --> 01:18:19,485 Sebastian! 1276 01:18:24,158 --> 01:18:25,864 Can I get a timeout, please? 1277 01:18:25,951 --> 01:18:27,532 A pause? One brief... 1278 01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:29,781 Halftime? 1279 01:18:29,872 --> 01:18:32,058 - Stopping the clock? - Yeah, that's it. Stop the clock. 1280 01:18:32,082 --> 01:18:33,538 What the... 1281 01:18:33,626 --> 01:18:35,708 I don't know the technical lingo. 1282 01:18:35,794 --> 01:18:37,910 Armadillos. Fighting armadillos, please. 1283 01:18:38,297 --> 01:18:39,753 I need... gather around. 1284 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:42,707 I played soccer once as a young man. Or was it chess? 1285 01:18:42,801 --> 01:18:44,257 Is there a problem, principal? 1286 01:18:44,345 --> 01:18:46,210 Yes. Unfortunately there is. 1287 01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:48,170 But, I think it's only right 1288 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:50,722 that Sebastian Hastings tell you himself. 1289 01:18:51,518 --> 01:18:54,134 Sebastian? Son? Or... 1290 01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:56,770 Do you have anything you'd like to say? 1291 01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:03,193 I'm sorry I'm not a very good soccer player. 1292 01:19:05,157 --> 01:19:06,488 I see. 1293 01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:10,154 Well then, please know that what I say, 1294 01:19:11,080 --> 01:19:13,196 I say with a heavy heart. 1295 01:19:18,170 --> 01:19:20,456 Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed alumni, 1296 01:19:20,547 --> 01:19:22,959 friends and family of Sebastian Hastings, 1297 01:19:23,050 --> 01:19:24,961 I am grievously sad... 1298 01:19:25,719 --> 01:19:28,176 To inform you that Sebastian Hastings 1299 01:19:29,014 --> 01:19:31,551 is... a girl. 1300 01:19:32,810 --> 01:19:35,330 I'm sorry, it's for your own good. You'll thank me for it someday. 1301 01:19:35,354 --> 01:19:37,345 We'll have a... Oh, okay. Sure. Yeah. 1302 01:19:37,439 --> 01:19:40,977 Excuse me. I'm not a girl. 1303 01:19:41,068 --> 01:19:42,308 Hello! Yes. 1304 01:19:42,403 --> 01:19:44,439 In fact, yes, he is. He's a big girl. 1305 01:19:44,738 --> 01:19:47,730 He's actually specifically his own sister, viola, 1306 01:19:47,825 --> 01:19:51,192 who's been impersonating him for reasons which will become very clear 1307 01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:53,118 after extensive psychoanalysis. 1308 01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:55,119 Folks. 1309 01:19:56,208 --> 01:19:59,245 I'm a boy. I promise. 1310 01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:01,327 - Prove it. - Okay. 1311 01:20:04,091 --> 01:20:05,091 Dude. 1312 01:20:05,175 --> 01:20:06,290 God! I saw it. 1313 01:20:06,385 --> 01:20:08,421 Nice work, Paul. Wow. 1314 01:20:09,555 --> 01:20:11,136 That's my boy. 1315 01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:12,429 Kevin, close your eyes. 1316 01:20:12,725 --> 01:20:15,011 Soccer is the world's favorite sport. 1317 01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:16,558 Thank you. Thank you. 1318 01:20:17,813 --> 01:20:19,769 Nothing to see here. No offense. 1319 01:20:19,857 --> 01:20:22,690 Folks, please, hang on for one second. 1320 01:20:22,776 --> 01:20:24,416 Just talk amongst yourselves for a second. 1321 01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:28,020 Malcolm! 1322 01:20:28,907 --> 01:20:31,865 Can you shed some light on the current situation? 1323 01:20:34,538 --> 01:20:38,122 Not any more than has already been shed, sir. 1324 01:20:38,208 --> 01:20:40,324 Okay, lads, listen up now. 1325 01:20:40,753 --> 01:20:43,415 Now that we've established this boy... 1326 01:20:44,006 --> 01:20:45,746 Is a boy, 1327 01:20:46,383 --> 01:20:48,374 is it possible we can get back to our game? 1328 01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:52,507 Yes. 1329 01:20:52,598 --> 01:20:55,089 Enjoy. That was a skit we... Okay, yes. 1330 01:20:55,684 --> 01:20:58,096 Okay. Let's get to it, guys. Come on. 1331 01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:01,345 Baby. 1332 01:21:01,440 --> 01:21:02,680 Baby, baby, baby. 1333 01:21:02,775 --> 01:21:04,857 I have missed you so much. 1334 01:21:05,361 --> 01:21:06,851 Oh, my god, we are both so dead. 1335 01:21:06,945 --> 01:21:09,857 We're over, Monique. Done. 1336 01:21:12,659 --> 01:21:15,150 God. Not again. 1337 01:21:21,126 --> 01:21:22,582 Good work, Hastings. 1338 01:21:23,087 --> 01:21:24,087 Bench. 1339 01:21:37,893 --> 01:21:39,099 Good one! 1340 01:21:42,189 --> 01:21:43,349 Halftime, gentlemen. 1341 01:22:04,962 --> 01:22:06,418 Sebastian! 1342 01:22:06,505 --> 01:22:07,915 Vi? Yes. 1343 01:22:08,006 --> 01:22:09,212 Why do you look like me? 1344 01:22:09,299 --> 01:22:11,085 I pretended to be you for the last two weeks 1345 01:22:11,176 --> 01:22:13,337 to prove I could play in the boys soccer team. 1346 01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:15,841 - Yes. - Okay, cool. 1347 01:22:15,931 --> 01:22:18,172 - No, wait! What? - I don't have time to explain! 1348 01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,507 Why are you wearing my uniform? 1349 01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:22,222 I came to find the amazing girl that kissed me last night. 1350 01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:25,645 - Who kissed you? What girl? - Check it out. That one. 1351 01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:28,477 Olivia? 1352 01:22:28,569 --> 01:22:31,606 She was all over me. She kissed me and recited my own lyrics. 1353 01:22:31,697 --> 01:22:33,858 Vi, this may be the girl of my dreams. 1354 01:22:33,949 --> 01:22:35,485 That's the kiss that Duke saw. 1355 01:22:36,201 --> 01:22:37,566 Wait, are those real? 1356 01:22:37,661 --> 01:22:38,992 Yeah. I'm growing sideburns. 1357 01:22:39,079 --> 01:22:41,240 No! Please stay hidden until the end of the game. 1358 01:22:41,331 --> 01:22:43,242 And give me my uniform back right now! 1359 01:22:52,009 --> 01:22:54,091 And ladies and gentlemen, we start the second half. 1360 01:22:54,178 --> 01:22:56,214 Illyria, zero, cornwall, zero. 1361 01:22:56,305 --> 01:22:58,421 Nothing but a couple of goose eggs. 1362 01:22:58,515 --> 01:23:01,678 - Coach, I'm ready to play. - Is that what you call it? 1363 01:23:01,768 --> 01:23:04,259 I've seen little girls in tutus kick the ball better than you. 1364 01:23:04,354 --> 01:23:06,094 I've changed. 1365 01:23:06,190 --> 01:23:08,932 Come on, coach, give me one more chance. 1366 01:23:09,026 --> 01:23:10,436 All right. Go. 1367 01:23:10,527 --> 01:23:11,812 Kick. Kill! 1368 01:23:25,375 --> 01:23:26,865 Yeah! Now that's viola! 1369 01:23:43,018 --> 01:23:44,746 Hey, you couldn't score on me in the first half. 1370 01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,498 You ain't going to score on me this half, baby! 1371 01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:48,433 I'm ninja! Ninja goalie! 1372 01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:01,285 Come on, guys! 1373 01:24:40,742 --> 01:24:43,734 Duke! Duke! I'm open! 1374 01:24:43,829 --> 01:24:46,411 Give me the ball! Duke! 1375 01:24:46,498 --> 01:24:48,363 Hey, over here! 1376 01:24:48,458 --> 01:24:49,994 I'm open! 1377 01:24:50,961 --> 01:24:54,124 Duke! Get back! Get back! 1378 01:24:59,428 --> 01:25:00,634 No! 1379 01:25:00,721 --> 01:25:02,803 Yes, Dan-o, way to go, baby! 1380 01:25:08,687 --> 01:25:10,678 And cornwall's right back in it with a goal. 1381 01:25:20,198 --> 01:25:22,405 What's the matter with you? Sebastian was wide open! 1382 01:25:22,492 --> 01:25:23,886 Rather lose the goal than let him score? 1383 01:25:23,910 --> 01:25:24,910 Shut up, man. 1384 01:25:25,871 --> 01:25:27,202 Duke, I know you're mad at me. 1385 01:25:27,289 --> 01:25:29,350 - Don't talk to me. - You know what? I didn't do what... 1386 01:25:29,374 --> 01:25:30,374 Get out of my face! 1387 01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:32,450 Nothing is going on with me and Olivia! 1388 01:25:32,544 --> 01:25:34,314 When the game is over I'll explain everything to you. 1389 01:25:34,338 --> 01:25:37,671 But for right now, you don't have to like me, but I'm your teammate. Okay? 1390 01:25:37,758 --> 01:25:40,591 And I wanna beat these guys. I have to beat these guys. 1391 01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:42,133 Fellas. If we're not disturbing you, 1392 01:25:42,220 --> 01:25:43,585 we have a soccer game to finish. 1393 01:25:43,680 --> 01:25:44,680 Get back in the net, man. 1394 01:25:44,765 --> 01:25:47,097 Or you'll hit my fist with your face again? 1395 01:25:47,184 --> 01:25:49,175 Do you want to see me do it? Let's go! 1396 01:25:49,269 --> 01:25:50,600 Duke, come on. Stop it! 1397 01:25:51,271 --> 01:25:52,886 - Come on! - Duke, stop it! 1398 01:25:56,401 --> 01:25:57,937 Sebastian. 1399 01:25:59,237 --> 01:26:00,898 Duke. Stop it. 1400 01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:02,980 Come on. 1401 01:26:04,868 --> 01:26:06,278 Okay. 1402 01:26:08,080 --> 01:26:09,695 Okay, if you want to roughhouse, 1403 01:26:09,790 --> 01:26:12,406 please take it at least 500 yards away from the stadium... 1404 01:26:12,501 --> 01:26:13,866 Break it up! Break it up! 1405 01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:17,419 Okay, tough guys. 1406 01:26:17,506 --> 01:26:20,088 You want to box? You get out of my stadium. 1407 01:26:21,468 --> 01:26:23,504 Otherwise, get on with the game. All right? 1408 01:26:23,595 --> 01:26:25,551 Come on, now, armadillos of lllyria. 1409 01:26:25,639 --> 01:26:27,425 That goes for the rest of you! 1410 01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:29,632 Now get on and play some real football! 1411 01:26:30,894 --> 01:26:33,055 - Like a bunch of girls. - Okay. 1412 01:26:33,897 --> 01:26:38,266 The rest of you, let's play some real football like a bunch of girls. 1413 01:26:38,360 --> 01:26:40,442 - All right? I mean... - You suck! 1414 01:26:40,529 --> 01:26:42,315 It's not football, it's soccer. 1415 01:26:42,447 --> 01:26:44,233 That's what we call it in the states. 1416 01:26:44,324 --> 01:26:46,235 Sebastian. Are you okay? 1417 01:26:46,326 --> 01:26:47,816 No, Olivia, not now. 1418 01:26:47,911 --> 01:26:50,348 Try telling me again how there's nothing going on between you and Olivia. 1419 01:26:50,372 --> 01:26:52,488 There is nothing going on between me and olivial 1420 01:26:52,582 --> 01:26:55,494 - what about last night? - I didn't lie to you, Duke. 1421 01:26:56,503 --> 01:26:58,619 I did, but not about this. 1422 01:27:00,716 --> 01:27:01,876 Here's the truth. 1423 01:27:03,719 --> 01:27:04,754 I love you. 1424 01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:07,054 I beg your pardon? 1425 01:27:07,139 --> 01:27:09,380 What? All right... what're you... 1426 01:27:09,474 --> 01:27:10,930 That's just a little weird. 1427 01:27:11,435 --> 01:27:13,221 Okay, you know what? I can't do this anymore. 1428 01:27:14,312 --> 01:27:16,177 Everybody, I have something to tell you. 1429 01:27:17,733 --> 01:27:19,473 I'm not Sebastian. 1430 01:27:20,485 --> 01:27:21,600 I'm viola. 1431 01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:23,943 Wait. You're not viola. 1432 01:27:24,030 --> 01:27:26,897 - Yes, I am. - No, I know viola. 1433 01:27:26,992 --> 01:27:29,233 I... I kissed viola. You kissed me. 1434 01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:33,032 What are you talking about? I didn't kiss you. 1435 01:27:34,583 --> 01:27:36,824 The girls team at cornwall got cut. 1436 01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:39,502 And the guys wouldn't let me go out for their team. 1437 01:27:41,047 --> 01:27:44,005 So I've been pretending to be my brother 1438 01:27:44,092 --> 01:27:46,879 while he was in London for the past two weeks... 1439 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:51,130 So I could make the team and beat cornwall. 1440 01:27:58,565 --> 01:28:00,726 But my brother came home early. 1441 01:28:00,817 --> 01:28:04,025 And that's who you saw kissing Olivia and that's who played the first half. 1442 01:28:05,822 --> 01:28:08,438 Just because you wear a wig doesn't prove you're a girl. 1443 01:28:09,534 --> 01:28:10,944 Okay, then. 1444 01:28:11,036 --> 01:28:12,742 There it is. 1445 01:28:12,829 --> 01:28:14,694 Merciful Jesus. 1446 01:28:15,248 --> 01:28:16,408 Yeah! 1447 01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:17,955 Viola? 1448 01:28:18,043 --> 01:28:21,206 Is it just me or does this soccer game have more nudity than most? 1449 01:28:21,671 --> 01:28:23,332 All right, so everybody understand? 1450 01:28:23,423 --> 01:28:25,459 - Yeah. I get it. - Okay. 1451 01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:28,542 Wait a minute. If I kissed your brother, where is he? 1452 01:28:29,179 --> 01:28:31,215 Well, he's probably halfway to China by now. 1453 01:28:31,306 --> 01:28:32,617 He showed his Willis and doodleberries... 1454 01:28:32,641 --> 01:28:33,881 - Present. - Hi. 1455 01:28:34,100 --> 01:28:35,465 - What the... - Hey. 1456 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:38,347 Okay, this is freaking me out. 1457 01:28:39,439 --> 01:28:42,647 Ladies and gentlemen, I hate to say "I told you so," but I just... 1458 01:28:44,486 --> 01:28:46,647 See, Duke? I didn't betray you. 1459 01:28:48,073 --> 01:28:49,233 I'm sorry. 1460 01:28:50,283 --> 01:28:53,650 This isn't how I wanted it to happen, and I didn't want to hurt you. But... 1461 01:28:54,913 --> 01:28:56,744 I just wanted to prove that I was good enough. 1462 01:28:58,250 --> 01:28:59,911 All I'm asking for is a chance. 1463 01:29:04,881 --> 01:29:06,417 Duke? 1464 01:29:12,430 --> 01:29:14,421 It's just like what coach says before every game: 1465 01:29:17,143 --> 01:29:18,849 "Be not afraid of greatness. 1466 01:29:20,772 --> 01:29:23,434 "Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. 1467 01:29:24,484 --> 01:29:27,567 "And some have greatness thrust upon them." 1468 01:29:29,656 --> 01:29:33,148 I think the best chance for us to be great here today is to have you play. 1469 01:29:33,577 --> 01:29:36,535 - Yeah! - All right! 1470 01:29:36,621 --> 01:29:39,579 Yeah! Yeah! No! 1471 01:29:39,666 --> 01:29:41,031 No playing! 1472 01:29:41,418 --> 01:29:42,703 You have to forfeit. 1473 01:29:42,794 --> 01:29:45,126 There's no girls in this league. Look in the manual. 1474 01:29:47,257 --> 01:29:48,747 What manual? 1475 01:29:49,885 --> 01:29:51,716 Listen, pal. You're in lllyria. 1476 01:29:52,470 --> 01:29:56,429 We don't discriminate based on gender. 1477 01:29:57,434 --> 01:29:59,265 All right. 1478 01:29:59,352 --> 01:30:00,933 That's gonna bruise. 1479 01:30:01,813 --> 01:30:04,350 Fine. You really think 1480 01:30:04,441 --> 01:30:06,523 you can beat us with a girl on your team? 1481 01:30:07,110 --> 01:30:08,771 This should be fun. 1482 01:30:09,821 --> 01:30:11,106 Go. 1483 01:30:11,197 --> 01:30:13,188 I get to say the last word, not you. Go. 1484 01:30:15,619 --> 01:30:17,109 Okay, team... 1485 01:30:17,787 --> 01:30:21,075 Let's go kick! Kill! Yeah! 1486 01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:22,906 Come on! Come on! 1487 01:30:23,501 --> 01:30:25,457 Well, folks, this is a real nail-biter. 1488 01:30:25,545 --> 01:30:27,661 It's a tie score at the bottom of the second half. 1489 01:30:59,704 --> 01:31:01,990 Come on, come on. Open up. 1490 01:31:17,764 --> 01:31:18,764 What? 1491 01:31:19,099 --> 01:31:21,932 Foul? That's not a foul. He got all ball. 1492 01:31:28,817 --> 01:31:31,274 And the penalty kick will decide the game. 1493 01:31:39,786 --> 01:31:41,777 Where you gonna kick it? Right here. Aren't you? 1494 01:31:41,871 --> 01:31:43,407 I know you're gonna kick it there. 1495 01:31:43,498 --> 01:31:45,329 Am I in your head? Am I in your head? 1496 01:31:45,417 --> 01:31:48,784 You see the goal? It's getting smaller and I'm getting bigger. 1497 01:31:50,213 --> 01:31:52,204 I love you. 1498 01:31:52,298 --> 01:31:55,040 Concentrate. Don't kick like a girl. 1499 01:31:55,135 --> 01:31:57,467 Guys are better. It's not gonna happen. 1500 01:31:57,554 --> 01:32:00,216 You're a loser! This is my house! 1501 01:32:00,306 --> 01:32:02,217 You're pathetic! I'm in your head. 1502 01:32:15,989 --> 01:32:17,354 Yeah! 1503 01:32:19,951 --> 01:32:22,567 - That's my girl! - Mine too! 1504 01:32:33,798 --> 01:32:37,044 It's not fair. 1505 01:32:37,135 --> 01:32:38,545 That was a lucky shot. 1506 01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:40,798 I never wanna see you again. 1507 01:32:41,473 --> 01:32:43,009 You suck! 1508 01:32:51,149 --> 01:32:53,310 You did it, vi! You were so awesome! 1509 01:32:53,401 --> 01:32:55,517 - I am so proud of you. - It's over. 1510 01:32:55,612 --> 01:32:58,228 You scored the game-winning goal against cornwall. Say something. 1511 01:32:58,323 --> 01:32:59,813 Mom? Dad? 1512 01:33:03,411 --> 01:33:05,402 - Wow, that was really something. - Thanks, dad. 1513 01:33:05,497 --> 01:33:07,613 You did all this to play soccer? 1514 01:33:07,707 --> 01:33:09,538 I told you, it's important to me. 1515 01:33:09,626 --> 01:33:12,868 If viola was here pretending to be you, 1516 01:33:13,421 --> 01:33:14,831 - where were you? - Oh, he was... 1517 01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:17,255 I was in London playing my music. 1518 01:33:17,342 --> 01:33:19,583 - London? - It was important to me. 1519 01:33:19,677 --> 01:33:22,259 - You should call before you... - How did you... 1520 01:33:23,556 --> 01:33:24,966 Mom, dad... hey! 1521 01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:27,511 Why don't we go to dinner? 1522 01:33:28,728 --> 01:33:30,719 As a family? Maybe tomorrow? 1523 01:33:30,814 --> 01:33:32,770 I suppose I could fit that in. 1524 01:33:32,857 --> 01:33:34,768 Would you like to have my cell phone number? 1525 01:33:34,859 --> 01:33:36,770 - Let me give you my e-mail. - All right. 1526 01:33:37,904 --> 01:33:39,394 Yay! 1527 01:33:39,489 --> 01:33:40,979 - Good job. - Thank you. 1528 01:33:44,244 --> 01:33:46,951 Sebastian Hastings, Olivia Lennox. 1529 01:33:49,415 --> 01:33:51,906 - It's very nice to meet you. - You too. 1530 01:33:52,335 --> 01:33:55,668 So I heard you like my lyrics. 1531 01:33:58,216 --> 01:34:00,753 - Eunice? - Toby? 1532 01:34:04,681 --> 01:34:05,921 I have something to say. 1533 01:34:07,350 --> 01:34:09,011 I think you are... 1534 01:34:10,353 --> 01:34:11,889 Amazing. 1535 01:34:13,731 --> 01:34:15,096 And I'm not ashamed of it. 1536 01:34:19,612 --> 01:34:21,648 I know tricks. 1537 01:34:21,739 --> 01:34:23,730 Oh, eunice. 1538 01:34:59,110 --> 01:35:00,941 Hey, roomie. 1539 01:35:02,071 --> 01:35:04,187 This is for you. 1540 01:35:27,055 --> 01:35:29,046 "The stratford junior league invites you 1541 01:35:29,140 --> 01:35:32,928 to the 38th annual debutante ball." 1542 01:35:36,231 --> 01:35:37,562 He still could show, you know. 1543 01:35:37,649 --> 01:35:39,059 You didn't see his face. 1544 01:35:39,859 --> 01:35:41,349 I found the perfect dress. 1545 01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:45,983 Thanks, mom, but I don't think I'm gonna get a chance to wear it. 1546 01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:47,484 Nonsense. 1547 01:35:47,575 --> 01:35:50,112 You don't need a man to wear a beautiful dress. 1548 01:35:52,622 --> 01:35:54,783 But it doesn't hurt. 1549 01:35:54,874 --> 01:35:59,163 Viola Hastings, it would be my honor to escort you tonight. 1550 01:35:59,254 --> 01:36:00,915 Thanks, Paul. That's really sweet. 1551 01:36:01,005 --> 01:36:03,712 Caterpillars! Caterpillars! My precious caterpillars. 1552 01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:05,916 In 20 minutes, you'll all be beautiful butterflies. 1553 01:36:07,095 --> 01:36:09,507 - Caterpillars! - Butterflies! 1554 01:36:10,306 --> 01:36:13,013 You look beautiful. I just... I gotta get some air. 1555 01:36:46,217 --> 01:36:47,502 I didn't think you'd show up. 1556 01:36:50,221 --> 01:36:52,132 It really means a lot to me that you're here. 1557 01:36:54,684 --> 01:36:57,721 - Say something. - I gotta turn the sprinklers on. 1558 01:37:00,148 --> 01:37:01,479 Sorry. 1559 01:37:09,991 --> 01:37:12,232 === = 1560 01:37:13,411 --> 01:37:15,242 so, what brings you here? 1561 01:37:17,582 --> 01:37:19,664 Well, a few days ago, 1562 01:37:20,626 --> 01:37:22,787 I kissed this girl at a kissing booth. 1563 01:37:24,714 --> 01:37:25,874 And now, 1564 01:37:26,591 --> 01:37:29,333 I just can't seem to stop thinking about it. 1565 01:37:30,636 --> 01:37:32,251 Neither can she. 1566 01:37:33,431 --> 01:37:36,218 Plus, I miss my roommate. 1567 01:37:37,185 --> 01:37:38,595 I really liked him. 1568 01:37:40,605 --> 01:37:41,890 Well... 1569 01:37:42,774 --> 01:37:44,389 He's right in here. 1570 01:37:46,277 --> 01:37:49,735 Listen, I know I should've told you who I was, but... 1571 01:37:51,532 --> 01:37:53,022 I was afraid. 1572 01:37:54,994 --> 01:37:57,030 - Sorry. - Well, 1573 01:37:58,414 --> 01:38:00,374 you know, maybe if I'd have known you were a girl, 1574 01:38:01,000 --> 01:38:02,536 we wouldn't have talked like we did. 1575 01:38:03,669 --> 01:38:05,455 And got to know each other the same way. 1576 01:38:06,881 --> 01:38:08,212 And that would have been a shame. 1577 01:38:13,429 --> 01:38:16,091 Everything you told me when I was a guy just... 1578 01:38:18,142 --> 01:38:20,554 Made me like you so much more as a girl. 1579 01:38:22,063 --> 01:38:23,644 Okay, but just from here on in, 1580 01:38:24,941 --> 01:38:26,852 everything would just be a lot easier 1581 01:38:27,902 --> 01:38:30,109 if you stayed a girl. 1582 01:38:31,364 --> 01:38:33,070 I promise. 1583 01:38:34,283 --> 01:38:35,944 Monique Valentine, 1584 01:38:36,035 --> 01:38:38,697 escorted by Justin drayton. 1585 01:38:47,922 --> 01:38:49,628 Justin, you're the man! 1586 01:38:56,305 --> 01:38:58,136 Olivia Lennox, 1587 01:38:58,224 --> 01:39:01,216 escorted by Sebastian Hastings. 1588 01:39:07,775 --> 01:39:10,107 Viola Hastings, 1589 01:39:10,194 --> 01:39:12,776 escorted by Paul Antonio. 1590 01:39:18,786 --> 01:39:20,651 Viola Hastings. 1591 01:39:23,124 --> 01:39:25,536 This is typical. Well, where is she?